Sep 26, 2009 13:49
[Ruby took one look out the window, saw Cerberus and sheathed her knife. She walked into the bathroom, sat down in the tub--because everyone knew in the event of a natural disaster bathtubs were the safest place--and started inspecting her nails. Ruby lived in Hell for over 600 years. She's seen Cerberus before--guardian of the gates of hell ring a bell? Her advice, if anyone were to ask would be let the dog have what it wants. Of course no one asked her advice and she wasn't giving it out for free. Fewer people meant more fries for her.]
open,
not a moron,
acairnia,
cerberus