Deary, Deary......
So, Candice has invited me out tomorrow for Tonys birthday (Or maybe it was her Mums/Moms idea for her to invite me, who cares anymore? Don't get me wrong I still think the world of Sue, but her daughter is fuckin it up for herself), we're supposed to be going out for a meal, but I can't honestly say I want to go anywhere near her lately. I swear to God she would give the great wall of China a run for its money with the size of the wall she's put between me and her the last few weeks.
I'm drunk enough now to admit that I banged the bejeezus out of Amy while Cand was away paintballing with her mates (I'm only human),
and Vicky has been textin me tonight, and I'd rather take her out tomorrow cos at least she won't be an awkward fucker with me.
I will say this in Candys favour, oh, no I won't actually, forget it............
I'm drunk enough now to admit that I banged the bejeezus out of Amy while Cand was away paintballing with her mates (I'm only human),
and Vicky has been textin me tonight, and I'd rather take her out tomorrow cos at least she won't be an awkward fucker with me.
I will say this in Candys favour, oh, no I won't actually, forget it............