Why did I come home?
It started like this when I dropped our Vibes off here.
I really did get high on this
Fresh Lobster?
MMMMM Nice!!!!!
Getting Dark, Getting Hungry
My Dad, who kindly let me stay in his house. I still LMAO at the fact he went to live there for a quiet life and one by one everyone has followed hm to live over there, not so quiet now eh?
My bro.
My sis
Dunno how but all of a sudden my chill out turned into an adventure holiday when I went surfing at St Ouen and even rode a fookin horse down the 5 mile beach, some girls stopped me cos they said my shorts were scaring their horses.
Heres a few pics from the car on the way down.
I must admit, there is nothing worse than falling off a surfboard so hard that it knocks the wind out of your body, then you find your self six feet under water in a swell that carries you 20 feet or so before you resurface, can you guess how much sea water its possible to drink in about 5 seconds? Didn't put me off though thank fook, having just got off a horse on I thought it was best I got back on my metaphorical one as well.
Heres a genuine Bunker on St Ouens beach as used by the filthy dirty nazis when they invaded this beautiful little island during WWII, the cock suckin dogs!!!
Fishing on my beach (with squid), lol
Yacht marina.
A sand carving that reminded me of my dad
Huge night out on Friday when I was supposed to be meeting our Stu and Kate for drink, so we met in the Soleil where my bro lives and his Gf Jen works.
My sis turned up with her new fella, James Malcolm Mcseventy Peacock, or Jammy as we call him.
My cousin Tony was there, with his Gf Carol.
Gaynor came with me, then went home after going Mcdonalds for 2 happy meals and 1 unhappy meal, lol.
Then my dad came in.
It has now come to my knowledge that Gaynor only went cos Stu and Tony had a big go at her when I went to the bar for drinks.
But thats another story, cos by now, I was drinkin what the Irish lads drink, Bottles of Magners cider. I vaguely remember reading the label and being really impressed that it had 19 different kinds of apple in it, think I had about 9 bottles of that after my numerous pints of lager then me and my bro were sharing vodka Red bulls.
I spent over 50 quid on beer that night which is a lot considering you can get 3 pints of carling for less than a fiver over there. That would cost nearly 8 quid in the black horse.
Anyway. It all gets a bit blurry now. I remember me and my bro play fighting in the chinese chippy, getting fried rice to take to the party at my dads, I also remember our Stu rubbing his hand over the till in the chippy and pressing loads of buttons so that lots of items were on the till already for the next customer, lol. The next girl that came in then ordered her meals and got charged for all the stuff my bro had rang in by messing about, until I pointed out that she was paying an awful lot of money for not a lot of food. she got her money back but I laughed all the way back up snow hill to my dads house. We partied all night, Tony and Carol were first to go, I thought they went home about midnight, later I found out they left at 4:30 am, which was a big surprise to me, cos I partied on for hours till there was only me and my bro left and I said I'd walk him back down Snow Hill and safely back to the Soleil. My dad reckons I got back from my bros at 7:45 am saturday morning
I reckon our Stu took this about 7 am.
I could kill my bro though cos he's a fuckin gobshite, I found something out that almost everyone else in the family knows. But because I know about it and spoke up about it to my bro. He's used me as the one to unearth this big secret.
Even if I dont agree with what the naughty person did, they didn't do it to me. But what my bro did was use me, and I fooooooooooookin hate that, it's my kryptonite, and I take it very seriously. I'd probably do anything anyone asked of me without the need for mind games if they just had the sense to ask instead of having the stupidity to trust my judgement and instincts.
And that's why you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family innit?
I had to come home and work Sunday, it was a bitch of a day, then Monday was also a killer, is it me or is Calum a bit thick?
Tuesday was ok, cos I knew I was off Wednesday and Thursday.
Oooh did I mention I'm going to Spain on saturday mornin at 7 a.m. I booked that this afternoon, and I've still got a ruck of flights to book yet ;)
Costa Del Sol here I come mi Amigo
Danielle, remember when you gave me a certain kind of lovin that night?
She's coming back soon
I really did get high on this
Fresh Lobster?
MMMMM Nice!!!!!
Getting Dark, Getting Hungry
My Dad, who kindly let me stay in his house. I still LMAO at the fact he went to live there for a quiet life and one by one everyone has followed hm to live over there, not so quiet now eh?
My bro.
My sis
Dunno how but all of a sudden my chill out turned into an adventure holiday when I went surfing at St Ouen and even rode a fookin horse down the 5 mile beach, some girls stopped me cos they said my shorts were scaring their horses.
Heres a few pics from the car on the way down.
I must admit, there is nothing worse than falling off a surfboard so hard that it knocks the wind out of your body, then you find your self six feet under water in a swell that carries you 20 feet or so before you resurface, can you guess how much sea water its possible to drink in about 5 seconds? Didn't put me off though thank fook, having just got off a horse on I thought it was best I got back on my metaphorical one as well.
Heres a genuine Bunker on St Ouens beach as used by the filthy dirty nazis when they invaded this beautiful little island during WWII, the cock suckin dogs!!!
Fishing on my beach (with squid), lol
Yacht marina.
A sand carving that reminded me of my dad
Huge night out on Friday when I was supposed to be meeting our Stu and Kate for drink, so we met in the Soleil where my bro lives and his Gf Jen works.
My sis turned up with her new fella, James Malcolm Mcseventy Peacock, or Jammy as we call him.
My cousin Tony was there, with his Gf Carol.
Gaynor came with me, then went home after going Mcdonalds for 2 happy meals and 1 unhappy meal, lol.
Then my dad came in.
It has now come to my knowledge that Gaynor only went cos Stu and Tony had a big go at her when I went to the bar for drinks.
But thats another story, cos by now, I was drinkin what the Irish lads drink, Bottles of Magners cider. I vaguely remember reading the label and being really impressed that it had 19 different kinds of apple in it, think I had about 9 bottles of that after my numerous pints of lager then me and my bro were sharing vodka Red bulls.
I spent over 50 quid on beer that night which is a lot considering you can get 3 pints of carling for less than a fiver over there. That would cost nearly 8 quid in the black horse.
Anyway. It all gets a bit blurry now. I remember me and my bro play fighting in the chinese chippy, getting fried rice to take to the party at my dads, I also remember our Stu rubbing his hand over the till in the chippy and pressing loads of buttons so that lots of items were on the till already for the next customer, lol. The next girl that came in then ordered her meals and got charged for all the stuff my bro had rang in by messing about, until I pointed out that she was paying an awful lot of money for not a lot of food. she got her money back but I laughed all the way back up snow hill to my dads house. We partied all night, Tony and Carol were first to go, I thought they went home about midnight, later I found out they left at 4:30 am, which was a big surprise to me, cos I partied on for hours till there was only me and my bro left and I said I'd walk him back down Snow Hill and safely back to the Soleil. My dad reckons I got back from my bros at 7:45 am saturday morning
I reckon our Stu took this about 7 am.
I could kill my bro though cos he's a fuckin gobshite, I found something out that almost everyone else in the family knows. But because I know about it and spoke up about it to my bro. He's used me as the one to unearth this big secret.
Even if I dont agree with what the naughty person did, they didn't do it to me. But what my bro did was use me, and I fooooooooooookin hate that, it's my kryptonite, and I take it very seriously. I'd probably do anything anyone asked of me without the need for mind games if they just had the sense to ask instead of having the stupidity to trust my judgement and instincts.
And that's why you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family innit?
I had to come home and work Sunday, it was a bitch of a day, then Monday was also a killer, is it me or is Calum a bit thick?
Tuesday was ok, cos I knew I was off Wednesday and Thursday.
Oooh did I mention I'm going to Spain on saturday mornin at 7 a.m. I booked that this afternoon, and I've still got a ruck of flights to book yet ;)
Costa Del Sol here I come mi Amigo
Danielle, remember when you gave me a certain kind of lovin that night?
She's coming back soon