voicepost one

[deep_sea_patrol]

Itachi? I believe we have a small problem on our hands. In fact, it fit perfectly in one of mine. *cursing and screaming can be heard in the background* --shut up, it's true. And you're making a racket--- We need to talk.

And this is a general question for anyone else listening: If a person swallows formaldehyde, do they die?

*more screaming and

Comments

[unfearful]

It can be lethal, depending how much was ingested. In any case, there'll probably be severe side effects.

[deep_sea_patrol]

Oh? How interesting. *low chuckle* I suppose the sever side effects will have to do.

[unfearful]

... I'm going to assume the person screaming in the background is the unlucky victim.

[deep_sea_patrol]

Yes... well, he'll wish he was dead once he gets a taste of it. *there's a dull thud in the background and more screaming* --oops, he got out of his jar.

[unfearful]

[... Does he even want to know what's going on?]

In any case, you should probably watch out: One possible side effect is violent vomiting.

[deep_sea_patrol]

*you can practically hear him grinning* What if he doesn't have a stomach to vomit out of?

[unfearful]

[... Yeah, he definitely doesn't want to know what's going on.]

... Then I'd be wondering how he's still alive.

[deep_sea_patrol]

I don't know how he does it either, but he's immortal. His head was decapitated... yet he remains alive. Very unfortunate.

*some struggling the background, and hidan screaming "I DONT WANNA GO BACK IN THE FUCKING JAR" can be heard clearly*

[unfearful]

... Right.

[Beginning to wonder now if you're both just crazy.]

Well... good luck with that.

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