I'll give you a zombie
Hello, there. This is Mr. Laundry. I've heard that certain "friends" in this LJ thing are posting about seeing zombies. Well, I've had a zombie in my house for almost a year now. You know who?
MY WIFE
Instead of "Brains," it's "House, Wilson, House, Wilson" but the same damn vacant stare. The same shuffling gait. The same lack of care for personal appearance. The same mindless obsession with only one thing.
Her boobs are still pretty, though.
MY WIFE
Instead of "Brains," it's "House, Wilson, House, Wilson" but the same damn vacant stare. The same shuffling gait. The same lack of care for personal appearance. The same mindless obsession with only one thing.
Her boobs are still pretty, though.