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Title: "Fill one's mouth with pure pleasure"
Author:
deelaundry and an anonymous copywriter from Quaker Oats
Rating: PG-13 for a word House made up
Note: Inspired by
nightdog_barks, and in support of
simple__man's quest to write a drabble a day. Go, Nicky!
"This is more than a cereal. It's 100% wholesome indulgence." Wholesome, right. James Wilson's cereal?
House.
"Take pleasure in the mingling of taste and texture." Wait a minute, I thought this was wholesome. It's turning into porn right before my eyes.
House, I haven't had my coffee yet.
"And delight in the extraordinary combination of crunchy whole-grains, slices of almonds, and pure natural honey, clustered together in every big delicious bite." Mmm, biting. S&M porn.
How did you use every single mug in this cabinet?
"This granola is truly satisfying." Well, a bit boastful, aren't you there?
I hope you're happy. I have to use Stacy's old World's Best Fellatioer mug. I'm hoping you didn't make it with lead paint, but then maybe being brain-damaged would put me out of my misery.
"So treat yourself all year long. Experience 100% pleasure with -"
Stop right there. Now that I've had some caffeine, let's take this discussion back to the bedroom.