DVD for "Looking Out" - Part 2deelaundryNovember 7 2009, 17:31:25 UTC
Damn, you’re right. I specifically wanted a female. My Mama said they give the best food.
Maybe that’s generally true, but I have to tell you, the cuisine Pudge has been handing out the past few weeks is some of the best I’ve ever had. Much better than anything Fuzzy ever gave me.
Um, didn’t you say humans don’t kill their ill ones? Because Pudge has started munching on your Fuzzy.
Hey! Pudge, cut that out! Whiskers, get your human off mine before he devours him!
:D The rats have misinterpreted. :D
Wait a sec, don’t get your nose in a twist. Fuzzy’s biting back now, and I don’t see any blood. They must be play-fighting.
Play-fighting? They’re adult humans; you think they’d have practiced enough by now.
And they’re still misinterpreting, but they’re closer. :D I imagine Wilson and House’s “play-fighting” is quite spirited.
At least they’ve stopped yapping.
Hey, speaking of play-fighting, want to wrestle?
I’m feeling pretty lazy. Do you mean wrestling or wrestling?
I mean wrestling that might turn into wrestling. If you’re lucky.
If you want to mate again, why don’t you ask me to mate instead of being so coy about it?
The humans aren’t interesting enough to keep the rats’ attention. XD
C’mon, where’s the romance? Besides, it’s not really mating if no pups come of it.
Semantics. How about an even less direct euphemism, then? Come on over here, and I’ll dip my tail in your food bowl.
Now I’m not in the mood any more.
Unsurprising. Are you sure you’re a buck and not a doe?
You’ve probably lost track of who’s who in the dialogue by this point, but Chirp/Steve has the personality that’s a little bit more like Wilson’s, and Whiskers/Tuco has the personality that’s a bit more like House’s.
I’m sure. And speaking of that, look: we have visual confirmation that your Pudge is a boy.
Oh, you’re right. But he’s not going to be one for very long if Fuzzy doesn’t stop pulling on him like that.
Getting Wilson partially naked in the kitchen! W00t!
Don’t worry, Pudge’ll be fine. Fuzzy’s had a lot of practice with that; he does it to himself all the time.
Because of course House doesn’t care about Steve being in the room when he masturbates. :D
Really? What for?
I heard it was related to mating, but like I said, Fuzzy does it by himself, so I don’t know.
The rats don’t know what the deal is with masturbating, because they just go directly to partnered sex. I actually have no idea whether it’s true, that rats don’t masturbate, but my rat-beta didn’t tell me I was wrong so...
You know, lizards sometimes undergo parthenogenesis and have babies all on their own.
But that’s female lizards. We’ve conclusively determined Pudge and Fuzzy are males.
Right. I guess we just chalk it up to humans being weird, then. Who can tell what goes on in those freakishly over-sized brains of theirs?
Whiskers/Tuco is also like House in his affinity for scientific facts. But you see that Chirp/Steve is able to keep up with him.
Human beings really do have very large brains as a percent of body weight compared to other animals.
Makes me tired just thinking of it. C’mon, Whiskers, let’s cuddle up and take a nap.
Sounds great. Pudge and Fuzzy seem to be heading toward their nest, anyway.
W00t! House and Wilson are heading for the bedroom.
I wasn’t so sure if they’d be sharing that nest when Fuzzy got back. They never had before.
That’s some pretty strong musk they’re throwing off. If they’re not going to mate now, I’ll eat my hat.
You don’t have a hat.
Figure of speech. Sleep tight, Chirp.
Sleep tight, Whiskers. It’s good to have everyone home.
Awww, House and Wilson are off to mate, and Whiskers and Chirp are going to cuddle up for a nap. Awwww.
The “You don’t have a hat” joke is a pretty classic straight-man, wordplay joke, but I like it. :D
Maybe that’s generally true, but I have to tell you, the cuisine Pudge has been handing out the past few weeks is some of the best I’ve ever had. Much better than anything Fuzzy ever gave me.
Um, didn’t you say humans don’t kill their ill ones? Because Pudge has started munching on your Fuzzy.
Hey! Pudge, cut that out! Whiskers, get your human off mine before he devours him!
:D The rats have misinterpreted. :D
Wait a sec, don’t get your nose in a twist. Fuzzy’s biting back now, and I don’t see any blood. They must be play-fighting.
Play-fighting? They’re adult humans; you think they’d have practiced enough by now.
And they’re still misinterpreting, but they’re closer. :D I imagine Wilson and House’s “play-fighting” is quite spirited.
At least they’ve stopped yapping.
Hey, speaking of play-fighting, want to wrestle?
I’m feeling pretty lazy. Do you mean wrestling or wrestling?
I mean wrestling that might turn into wrestling. If you’re lucky.
If you want to mate again, why don’t you ask me to mate instead of being so coy about it?
The humans aren’t interesting enough to keep the rats’ attention. XD
C’mon, where’s the romance? Besides, it’s not really mating if no pups come of it.
Semantics. How about an even less direct euphemism, then? Come on over here, and I’ll dip my tail in your food bowl.
Now I’m not in the mood any more.
Unsurprising. Are you sure you’re a buck and not a doe?
You’ve probably lost track of who’s who in the dialogue by this point, but Chirp/Steve has the personality that’s a little bit more like Wilson’s, and Whiskers/Tuco has the personality that’s a bit more like House’s.
I’m sure. And speaking of that, look: we have visual confirmation that your Pudge is a boy.
Oh, you’re right. But he’s not going to be one for very long if Fuzzy doesn’t stop pulling on him like that.
Getting Wilson partially naked in the kitchen! W00t!
Don’t worry, Pudge’ll be fine. Fuzzy’s had a lot of practice with that; he does it to himself all the time.
Because of course House doesn’t care about Steve being in the room when he masturbates. :D
Really? What for?
I heard it was related to mating, but like I said, Fuzzy does it by himself, so I don’t know.
The rats don’t know what the deal is with masturbating, because they just go directly to partnered sex. I actually have no idea whether it’s true, that rats don’t masturbate, but my rat-beta didn’t tell me I was wrong so...
You know, lizards sometimes undergo parthenogenesis and have babies all on their own.
But that’s female lizards. We’ve conclusively determined Pudge and Fuzzy are males.
Right. I guess we just chalk it up to humans being weird, then. Who can tell what goes on in those freakishly over-sized brains of theirs?
Whiskers/Tuco is also like House in his affinity for scientific facts. But you see that Chirp/Steve is able to keep up with him.
Human beings really do have very large brains as a percent of body weight compared to other animals.
Makes me tired just thinking of it. C’mon, Whiskers, let’s cuddle up and take a nap.
Sounds great. Pudge and Fuzzy seem to be heading toward their nest, anyway.
W00t! House and Wilson are heading for the bedroom.
I wasn’t so sure if they’d be sharing that nest when Fuzzy got back. They never had before.
That’s some pretty strong musk they’re throwing off. If they’re not going to mate now, I’ll eat my hat.
You don’t have a hat.
Figure of speech. Sleep tight, Chirp.
Sleep tight, Whiskers. It’s good to have everyone home.
Awww, House and Wilson are off to mate, and Whiskers and Chirp are going to cuddle up for a nap. Awwww.
The “You don’t have a hat” joke is a pretty classic straight-man, wordplay joke, but I like it. :D
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and House doesn't give a rat's ass if he's being watched, ba doom boom.
thanks! :)
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