Look Before (PG-13)

May 08, 2008 22:15

Posted to foreman_house and housefic

Title: Look Before
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Foreman, Wilson/Amber mentioned
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1076
Summary: If Foreman's not careful, he might stumble into something.
Notes: Written for queenzulu. Thanks to daisylily.

Sleep-deprived, bleary-eyed, woken from a sound sleep by House being the loudest, most annoying sleeper ever, Foreman picked his way blindly across the bedroom toward the bathroom. )

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deelaundry May 9 2008, 12:28:12 UTC
So pleased you liked it. I am grinning with pride.

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codysgirlkyla May 9 2008, 02:50:32 UTC
"Nothing's going to beat, 'No, seriously, there are no fangs in her vagina,' so that game's permanently on the shelf. Buy me presents. I'm thinking some of those fancy copper-bottomed things you like." House pointed in Wilson's direction. "Not the sex costumes, the cookware."
Just loved this!
And I get the broom thing. Nice touch with that. Beltane. Pagan Rituals. House and Foreman. :D

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deelaundry May 9 2008, 23:20:24 UTC
I'd never heard of Beltane -- that's interesting. I was just thinking of jumping the broom, a custom for some African-Americans.

Thanks!

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codysgirlkyla May 10 2008, 00:18:41 UTC
And where do you think the African Americans got it from? xD

That didn't sound geeky...xD

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dropthetowel May 9 2008, 03:27:44 UTC
I am going to set aside my distaste for H/Minion stories and say Yay! Finally Foreman gets a story. He's the only duckling I could ever imagine House with and not have incest alarms blaring. Only a little ping, which I'm ignoring it.

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dropthetowel May 9 2008, 05:32:30 UTC
Sorry. My friend Phyllis told me a few years ago that her daughter had "jumping the broom" put in her wedding ceremony. A shout out to the Great-Great's. It's Detroit.

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deelaundry May 9 2008, 23:21:11 UTC
I know what you mean about H/Minion, although by this season I hardly even think of Foreman as a minion any more. : ) Thanks!

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vitawash24 May 9 2008, 03:55:42 UTC
Eeeeeeeeee. This is so fantastic. Every detail is so perfect. And I quite like domestic Foreman, too, as well as the "Most Outrageous Thing I can Say About the Person I Live With" game. Heeee.

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deelaundry May 9 2008, 23:22:03 UTC
Thanks! I don't often think about domestic Foreman, but when Zulu put out the call, this came to me in a flash. Hee.

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poeia May 9 2008, 04:17:24 UTC
House/Foreman? Never. (Okay, maybe before House/Cameron, but still...)

Nevertheless, I loved
“You’re lucky that I do like big butts, though!” House called after him.
“Lucky I have tolerance for gigantic asses,” Foreman muttered
and
"Foreman and I are engaged; buy me presents."

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deelaundry May 9 2008, 23:24:06 UTC
Hee, hee. queenzulu had specifically requested House/Foreman, which I don't normally write. However, she also wanted a proposal, and I thought, "Now, that I have experience with!" Thanks.

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