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You: GABESAPORTA69
Stranger: HI CHRISTOPHER. I'M NERO.
You: NERO
You: YOU MAKE MY DVDS
You: OMG THATS SO COOL
Stranger: I ALSO DESTROY YOUR PLANET.
You: YOU'RE LIKE THAT LITTLE BROWN FOX RIGHT?
Stranger: I AM THAT BIG BAD ROMULAN.
You: NO YOU PUT MY PIRATED DISTRICT 9 ON A DISK FOR ME
You: THIS AINT THE FIFTH ELEMENT THIS IS MY COMPUTER BITCH
Stranger: THIS IS NOT THE NERO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
You: NO I HAVE YOU
You: I'M NOT LOOKING FOR YOU
You: I HAVE YOU
You: ON MY COMPUTER
Stranger: HAVE YOU SEEN SPOCK?
You: DUDE IS THERE ANYWAY YOU COULD ENCODE FILES FASTER?
Stranger: I WANT TO DESTROY HIM.
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: TELL ME WHERE SPOCK IS.
You: YEAH DUDE YOU PUT HIM ON A DISK FOR ME A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO
You: YOU CAN'T DESTROY HIM THAT SHIT IS EVERYWHERE
Stranger: GIVE ME THAT DISK.
Stranger: OR I WILL KILL YOUR ENTIRE PLANET.
You: BUT YEAH IF YOU COULD ENCODE DVDS FASTER IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER
You: DUDE ALL YOU CAN DO IS FUCK UP MY PROCESSOR. DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: FUCK YOU.
Stranger: I AM NERO.
You: FUCK ME
You: NO I'LL FUCK YOU BOY
You: I'LL FUCK YOU
You: THEN I'LL EAT YA
Stranger: I WILL END YOU.
Stranger: AYEL WILL END YOU.
Stranger: ALL OF ROMULUS WILL END YOU.
You: DO YOU WANT YOUR BLOOD, NERO?
Stranger: DO YOU WANT YOUR BLOOD, HUMAN?
Stranger: I WILL SERVE IT TO YOU. HOT.
You: DUDE I WILL SEND CAPTAIN NEO ON YOUR ASS. HE IS ONE MOTHER FUCKING SMOOTH CRIMINAL
Stranger: NERO IS ONE LETTER MORE THAN NERO.
Stranger: THEREFORE I WIN.
You: I WILL SERVE YOU A+. COLD BITCH
You: NO THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME BITCH
Stranger: NEO IS STUCK IN THE MATRIX.
Stranger: FUCK CAPTAIN NEO.
You: NOT THAT SISSY ASS BITCH
Stranger: HAVE YOU SEEN CAPTAIN KIRK?
You: CAPTAIN NEO?
Stranger: SERIOUSLY, I REALLY WANT TO KILL SPOCK.
You: HAVE YOU SEEN JESSY JACKSON?
Stranger: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT JESSY JACKSON.
Stranger: JESSY JACKSON WILL DIE ALONG WITH THE REST OF YOUR WORLD.
You: OF COURSE YOU DO
You: YOU MEAN YOUR WORLD
You: BECAUSE I'LL UNINSTALL YOUR DISKMAKING ASS
Stranger: MY WORLD IS ROMULUS.
You: DUDE ITS ONE CLICK. ITS EASY
Stranger: YOU CANNOT UNINSTALL ME.
You: ONE CLICK
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
You: "Do you want to install Nero?"
You: FUCK YEAH DUDE
Stranger: FIRE EVERTHINGGGGG
You: ONE CLICK
You: AGREED
You: EVERYTHING
Stranger: DIEEEE.
You: YOU
You: WHEN I UNINSTALL YOU
You: "Are you sure you want to uninstall Nero?"
Stranger: YOU WILL PERISH IN THE BLACK HOLE I HAVE CREATED AT THE CENTER OF YOUR PLANET.
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: FUCK YOUR DVDS THEN.
You: YOU CREATED MY BOOTLED "THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT"
Stranger: I WILL NO LONGER BURN BOOTLEGS FOR YOU.
Stranger: INSTEAD
Stranger: I WILL BURN YOUR WORLD
You: OH NO YOU WON'T CAUSE I'LL BE UNINSTALLING YOUR STINKY ASS
You: YOU WILL BURN A CD
Stranger: IF YOU DO NOT TELL ME WHERE TO FIND AMBASSADOR SPOCK.
Stranger: TELL ME NOW
You: YOU WILL BURN THE FAME BY LADY GAGA
You: AND I WILL PUT IT IN MY CAR
You: AND LISTEN TO IT
You: AND SING ALONG
Stranger: LADY GAGA WILL DIE TOO.
You: WHERE ARE MY KEYS I LOST MY PHONE
Stranger: YOU WILL ALL BE REDUCED TO SPAGHETTI.
You: WHATS GOING ON ON THE FLOOR
Stranger: PRAY TO YOUR EARTH GOD.
You: I LOVE THS RECORD BABY BUT I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT ANYMORE
Stranger: TELL ME WHERE SPOCK IS.
You: YOUR PROGRAMMERS LOVE SPAGHETTI
Stranger: WHERE IS SPOCK?
You: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ALSO LOVE
You: PORN!
You: STRAIGHT PORN, GAY PORN, LADY GAGA'S PENIS PORN
Stranger: WELL EVERYBODY LOVES PORN.
Stranger: EVEN I. WHEN I'M NOT TRYING TO DESTROY WORLDS.
Stranger: OR FINDING SPOCK.
You: YEAH YOUR PROGRAMMERS BUILT YOU TO BURN IT TO DVDS
Stranger: MAYBE I'LL MAKE A PORN VIDEO OF SPOCK.
Stranger: WHILE HE DIEEEESSSSSSS.
You: GO AHEAD I'LL USE MY SHARPIE TO LABEL IT "THE WIGGLES" AND I'LL GIVE IT TO MY KIDS
Stranger: YOU ARE QUITE EVIL.
Stranger: I LIKE YOU.
Stranger: JOIN MY CREW.
You: YOU ARE QUITE A PUSSY
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: I DESTROYED VULCAN
Stranger: VULCAN WAS FULL OF EMOTIONLESS PUSSIES.
You: YOUR CREW IS TOLD BY HUMANS WHAT TO DO I AM BETTER THAN THAT
Stranger: ROMULANS.
Stranger: WE ARE ROMULAN.
You: TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR DUDE YOU'RE THE FOX WITH POINTED EARS
Stranger: THAT IS AN INSULT
You: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO DREW IT
You: BUT YOU'RE STUCK WITH IT
Stranger: OUR EARS ARE FAR LESS POINTED THAN VULCAN ONES
You: LIES
Stranger: NO ONE DREW US
Stranger: WE ARE A RACE
You: YOUR EARS COULD SAVE NARNNIA
Stranger: A RACE THAT SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE
Stranger: FREE OF THE FEDERATION
You: YOUR PROGRAMMERS BEST FRIEND DREW YOU
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHY?
Stranger: BECAUSE I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL.
Stranger: YOUR PLANET IS DOOMED
You: YOU WILL BURN MY NEXT BOOTLED
You: BOOTLEG*
Stranger: WE ARE LOWERING THE DRILL AS I SPEAK
You: I BELIEVE IT WILL BE "NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2"
Stranger: DO YOU CARE SO LITTLE ABOUT THE FATE OF YOUR PLANET?
You: ENJOY BEN STILLER FUCKER
You: DO YOU CARE SO LITTLE ABOUT HOW MANY FRAMES OF BEN STILLER YOU WILL HAVE TO ENCODE?
You: HE'S LIKE THE MALE EQUIVALENT TO JENNIFER ANISTON
Stranger: I DO NOT CARE.
You: YOU BETTER
Stranger: YOU WILL BE SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE
You: ITS LIKE THAT HORRIBLE SHOW FRIENDS, BUT ON ACID
Stranger: IN APPROXIMATELY FOUR MINUTES.
You: YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN THE BLACK WHOLE, WITH BEN STILLER
Stranger: YOUR HORRIBLE TELEVISION WILL DIE ALONG WITH YOU.
You: HOPE HIS JEW FRO DOESN'T RUB OFF ON YOU
Stranger: ROMULANS HAVE NO HAIR.
Stranger: WE HAVE WARRIOR MARKINGS.
You: YOU HAVE HAIR. ITS BROWN, YOU CUTE LITTLE FOX
Stranger: DO NOT CALL ME CUTE
Stranger: I AM NOT CUTE, OKAY?
You: TAKE A LOOK NERO.COM
Stranger: I HAVE A COM RIGHT HERE
You: COOTIE LITTLE COOT BEAR
Stranger: I DO NOT NEED TO LOOK AT IT
You: YOU'RE CUTE
You: THATS HOW YOUR PROGRAMMERS INTENDED
Stranger: AAAAAARGHHHHH
You: YOU WOULDN'T SELL IF YOU WERE AN UGLY GREEN THING WITH ERIC BANA UNDERNEATH
You: SO YOU HAD TO BE A CUTE LITTLE FOX
You: WITH POINTED EARS
You: LIKE THE VULCANS
Stranger: THE VULCANS HAVE BEEN EXTERMINATED.
You: YOU MUST BE THE LAST SURVIVOR
You: PROCREATE
You: ITS THE ONLY WAY
You: YOU MUST PRESERVE YOUR TRADITIONS
Stranger: I AM ROMULAN
Stranger: ROMULAN
You: DON'T LET YOURSELF BE A LOST RACE
Stranger: ROMULAN
Stranger: ROMULAN
Stranger: ROMULAN
Stranger: ROMULAN
You: YOUR ORIGINS
You: TRADITIONS
You: CUSTOMS
Stranger: ROMULAAAAAAAAAAN
You: ALL GONE
You: IN ONE MOMENT
You: YOU MUST MAKE IT LIVE ON
You: YOU MUST LIVE
Stranger: ROMULANS WERE A LOST RACE
You: YOU MUST PROCREATE
Stranger: NOT ANYMORE
Stranger: BECAUSE I KILLED VULCAN
You: ITS THE ONLY WAY FOR THE ROMULANS TO SURVIVE
Stranger: AND I WILL KILL THAT TRAITOR, SPOCK
You: NO YOU
You: YOU MUST DIE
Stranger: AND THEN ROMULAN WILL RULE
You: IT'S THE ONLY WAY
You: SPOCK WILL CONTINUE THE LEGEND
You: YOU MUST REALIZE
You: WITHOUT YOUR DEATH
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: NO
You: YOUR PEOPLE ARE NOTHING
You: YOU MUST DIE
You: YOU MUST PUT THE GREEN GOOP WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS
Stranger: I AM EVERYTHING TO MY PEOPLE.
You: YOU MUST
You: IT'S THE ONLY WAY
Stranger: I BRING THEM GLORY
Stranger: I BRING THEM VICTORY
You: YOU ARE EVERYTHING, IN DEATH
You: SO YOU MUST DIE
You: NOW
You: YOU MUST
You: IT'S THE ONLY WAY
You: RIGHT NOW
You: YOU HAVE TO
Stranger: WHY?
You: FOR YOUR PEOPLE
You: THEY WILL NOT LIVE WITHOUT YOUR DEATH
You: YOU MUST DIE
Stranger: THIS IS A LIE
Stranger: LIES
You: IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FULFILL
Stranger: LIESSS
You: THE PROPHECY
You: THE ONLY WAY
You: AND YOU MUST FULFILL
You: THE PROPHECY
You: NOW
You: IT'S THE ONLY WAY
You: YOU MUST BELIEVE ME
You: IT IS UP TO YOU TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
You: BUT YOU HAVE TO
Stranger: FUCK YOUR PROPHECY
You: ITS NOT MINE ITS YOURS
Stranger: I WILL NO LONGER BURN DVDS FOR YOU
You: GOOD LUCK SOLDIER
Stranger: IF YOU DO NOT STOP THESE LIES
You: AND MAY THE VULCANS LIVE ON
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