Seeker 2x10 ‘Perdition’ Cracky Recap

[deej]

Edit 3: Good job, guys, we blew my bandwidth to smithereens! Bought new hosting! All Gay For Kahlan parties and s2 Cracky Recaps are reuploaded. Everything else on my LJ should go back to normal once the old account's bandwidth resets. Thanks for all your crazy comments and patience and generous offers to help

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[radon_]

*SENATOR PALPATINE LIGHTENING HANDS*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA. COME TO THE DARK SIDE RICHARD, WE HAVE COOKIES AND CONFESSOR!SEX.

lol at "darth vader noooooo". I WOULD LIKE AN ANSWER TO THAT TOO.

AND THEN KAHLAN GIVES IT TO CARA FROM BEHIND!
SO GLAD MY BRAIN WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO WENT THERE. -PHEW-

Gratuitous Kahlan caps.
AND I THANK YOU FOR THEM. -shamelessly oogles-

KAHLAN LEVELS UP FOR MAKING A SISTER FLY INTO THE AIR WITH A SINGLE BLOW.
I FEEL LIKE THERE SHOULD BE A POKEMON MACRO EQUIVALENT FOR THIS STATEMENT. IDK WHY.

[deej]

WE HAVE COOKIES AND CONFESSOR!SEX.
Everything that has ever been said in this icon needs to be on an icon like yesterday.

That "Darth Vader noooooo" discovery was made by the most illustrious grrliz. I've had it for years and it never stops being funny :P

[alleigh]

Jolene said there were like 6 spiders they had...luckily the one they used worked well. I watched her interview on G4's "Attack of the Show".

Did you know she is a hardcore geek? She was putting the Sisters in terms of Jedi/Sith for the audience and is Team Nimoy :-)

[deej]

Yes! I watched that interview too and was happily surprised to see her getting her geek on! Very cool woman.

[alleigh]

She didn't look the same to me, but then she never does from one thing to the next.

And I really don't want anything bad to happen to Cara, she is my favorite. Hence why she is my journal layout and icon obsession lately.

[alleigh]

And I probably need more Donna icons....best companion ever. Of well the series I have seen.

[soleil_kitty]

i really shouldn't do this to myself. we're still stuck with season 1 over here, afterall. which is why i do not understand that kahlan is being kissed by some other man. and cries over a little girl. *confuzzled*

i'll just stare at kahlan's hair and clothes some more.

[deej]

WHAT! NO YOU SHOULD NOT DO THIS TO YOUR SELF! ...You know, unless you want to :P

Don't fret about Kahlan being with another dude. He's a minor plot point :)

[soleil_kitty]

why, i cannot live without your lulzy posts. pls keep pimping them, too. don't wanna miss them 8)

ALSO, i have seen the show until "fury" because a dear lj-friend keeps me, uh, updated :D

[virkatjol]

OMG OMG OMG

The That's what she said joke sent me into LULZ of never ending awesome. HAHAHHAHA

There was so much WIN in the recap! I can't even quote, lemme try though!

Cedric Leo is leading everyone into the The Maze for the Third Task.

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT!! I may have awakened people... ooops...

KAHLAN: I know you're trying to make me jealous by sleeping with Leo.
CARA: Whatev, you can't read Mord'Sith.

KAHLAN: Baby, I'm a woman. I can read you like The Karma Sutra.
CARA: WELL NOW YOU'RE JUST TURNING ME ON

AHHAHAHHAHHAAH Why do I love them so hard?

ZEDD: We can't afford to lose the greatest pair of legs this side of the Milky Way. I'll try to save Richard.

YES GOOD CALL ZEDD!!! We can't afford that at all!

And Leo leaps to defend the Mother Confessor and get's BOOM ROASTED

OMG I just wanted to sing andy's song What I hate about you when i read BOOM ROASTED!

BY LEO'S DEFINITION, RICHARD IS A MAN. HE DOES HIS JOB.
And it's super hot because they're having kiss kissy while holding onto their weapons.I noticed the

[deej]

BOOM ROASTED + ANDY = ♥ And UGH the WEAPONS, UUUUGH! SO FREAKING HOT.

Thanks heaps :D And definitely, if you can think of a word that is better than awesome, I APPLAUD YOU.

[ninamazing]

♥

OMGOMG. YOU QUOTED ME! :D

Also: I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO ANY LANDSCAPE THAT LOOKS LIKE THE MOON. WE JUST HAVE MOON, PA WHICH REALLY IS NOT THE SAME. DAMN. Another reason for me to come visit. ;P

THE PRELATE: How're you doing, darling?
NICCI: Oh fine, just doing some jailhouse rock chin-ups.

IKR? Her arms. OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF ALL THE GIRLFIGHTING IN THIS EPISODE AND IT GOT TOTALLY HOT IN HERE AGAIN

Oh, and by the way, I WISH I COULD HAVE LIGHTNING HANDS AND START SHIT ON FIRE WITH THEM. I never had wishes like these before I started being a fantasy nerd, uh, I guess around the time I was born.

THREE CHEERS FOR noblealice! :D

Mmm, gratuitous Kahlan caps are my favorite.

OMG LET'S KEYSMASH ABOUT THIS EPISODE SOME FDKLS;FJO43TTWATMDJAKL2#$#!$$!!!!!!

[deej]

I quoted you indeed! I wish I could quote MORE of the lulzy things you guys say, but sadly this recap is already 20 EFFING MEGABYTES :O No wonder the bandwidth went bonkers. 24GB of traffic in 9 hours. My hosting bill is gonna SUCK :P

Yes! Thank you for loving Nicci's arms! DAY-YUM!