The Living Situation, The Road House, Alcoholic List, Mullies, The Fecal Confessions, & Practice?

Aug 25, 2006 15:27

So now im living in Annaville. It kinda is nice getting outa the "city" and not having to deal with idiots who cant drive. No offense. I cant drive worth shit. Also i had to get outa that enviroment i was in. TO many drugs and hassle. I dont mind if ppl use drugs or whatnot. But when your around it every hour of the day after work. U dont wanna see ppl doing lines off the kitchen counter or coffee table at that. So i headed out like a fetus.

Last night i ate at Roadhouse. Not Texas Roadhouse but the one in Annaville. It was pretty good. I had the chopped sirloin with mixed steamed veggies and a cup of beans? I was expecting the beans to be on the plate but that would be a lil messy. ANyways. I had a good beer buzz going. Lets count how many alcoholic beverages i had yesterday ok.

3-16oz Budweiser's from 6-7pm
2-Margarita's(pints)on the Rocks from 7-8pm(Roadhouse)
3-24oz Homemade Margarita's 8:30-11pm
You possess Elf like qualities
1-Pitcher of Budlight from 12:30-2am @ Mulliguns

Mulliguns, I havnt been there in months. It was good going back there. I actually ran into some of Dani's friends which was nice.

Came home and drank more, ended up crashing out around 6am.

So today i wake up with a bad stomach ache right? So im thinkin' itll pass and i can go back to sleep but nope. I had to take fecal matters into my own hands. Hopping out of bed and trying not to let this liquid feces spew out. I ended up on the toilette spraying the entire inside of the bowl with gooy fecal love. So yeah. i was down, not yet flushing, i had to pee. Which is kinda wierd, usually ppl pee right before there gonna take a shit. BUt this time it was backwards. So i got up and pee'd the pooh off the inside of the toilette. FIN

Hope we get to practice today. Isnt today Fri?

Love,
Tommy
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