New rules for American Idol
Perhaps it's just the PMS talking, but I think American Idol needs a phone number that you can call that makes a giant hand come out and smack the (alleged) singer upside the head repeatedly when they destroy one of your favorite songs (e.g., Snow Patrol's "Chasing Cars"). Then another giant hand picks up the singer and drops them in a garbage can. And the judges should be tested for drugs. I don't know what Simon is smoking, but I want lots of it; if it could make that destruction sound good to his ears, it must be really really good drugs. But maybe this is the PMS talking.