Joke
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming
truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because
of the grief they have experienced he decides to grant them one wish each,
before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one
what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it
is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be
gorgeous
too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes
on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down
the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten
people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head
off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly
again".
NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . BE HAPPY.
truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because
of the grief they have experienced he decides to grant them one wish each,
before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one
what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it
is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be
gorgeous
too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes
on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down
the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten
people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head
off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly
again".
NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . BE HAPPY.