[Fic] A new kind of Therapy. Chapter one: Bakanishi Fishing?
Title: A new kind of therapy
Author: me
Pairing(s): Akame , maybe more
Rating: PG-13
Genre: romance, funny,
Beta by: none
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters despite wanting to
Summary: Apparently, there is a place in Tokyo where one can get calm and relaxed through a completely different type of therapy. Kamenashi Kazuya is just about to experience one of a kind.
Warning: bakanishi
Chapter One
He was being looked at. Why? That he didn't know. But his supposed to be doctor kept staring at him for a couple of seconds, before nodding and smiling.
" Now that we finally broke the ice, how about we start today's session?" he asked so happy, as if he was loving to death the job he was doing. He probably loved it, sure thing, but that smile still annoyed the patient.
"Sure. Let's..."
"Okey. Let's go!" he then shouted, not even letting Kamenashi to finish what he was about to say. He just grabbed both of his hands, pulled the boy up and then dragged him out of the room. The only moment he stopped was when in front of the reception desk. He locked at the man standing there, leaned and put both his elbows on the desk and continued smiling.
"Pi, please call Maru. Tell him I need for him to be at Dock C in five minutes. Okay?" he asked, getting ready to leave again.
Just then, the receptionist looked at Kamenashi and saw the wrist of his right hand being tightly held by the doctors.
Kazuya didn't know why but just then, as he realized everyone had seen the stupid sensei holding his hand like that, made him feel rather shy and insecure.
He tried to complain and say something but he was right away pulled again and taken outside. He then was forced into an unknown car, in the back seat as the weird one with geeky glasses started the car and got ready to drive off.
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"I am seriously never going back there again!" shouted the brown haired one, throwing his working clothes in a basket close by. He looked angry, or at least annoyed, and that made both best friends to giggle and await for the full intell on what happened at the first therapy session.
"It can't be that bad.. " smirked Ueda, as if he knew something the other two didn't.
"Yes it was. That guy is insane!"
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He tried to talk but as soon as the engine started, the idiotic therapist turned the music on. "Boom Boom Pow" he listened at, soon starting to sing and move to the beat. That kinda made Kamenashi freak out. Not that the sensei was a bad singer or anything, not that he didn't like the song or never heard it, but every single time the older one would take his hands of the steering wheel, his heart would jump in his chest and then skip a beat.
He only recovered after the car was pulled over and the other got out of it. Kazuya just opened the car door and looked around. He wasn't in the city but not exactly out of it either, it wasn't too much grass but neither he could see buildings. He did saw a guy about as tall as his doctor, with a pretty big noise and a loud voice approaching.
"Just how inconsiderate can you be?" he mumbled to himself as the other two started talking without minding him at all.
"Okay, we can get on now!" the sensei shouted, pulling his hand, dragging his patient on to a small boat, sitting him down on a wooden chair. "Now close your eyes and take a deep breath. I want you to clear your mind and think of three things you love." he said on such a serious voice that the boy actually shivered.
He couldn't see the either smiling anymore, nor pouting or looking wacky, so he figured that just now was his therapist actually get serious about his job. So he closed his eyes as he was told and stared thinking. Only baseball popped into his mind.
"Baseball..." he honestly replied.
"Yes, yes...and what else..?" the other patiently awaited. He kinda looked like a child waiting for his mother to tell him a bedtime story.
"Just baseball..."
The doctor looked as if the world crashed on him. He sighed and let out a big disappointment look and than sat down, acting all sulky.
"Mou...Kazu-chan, if you don't wanna tell that's okay. But there must be something more you love. Like ...so to say, example me. I just love soccer, and pasta, and cakes, and pickled radish with chilly, and olives, and music. I love music. " bursted the doctor, suddenly acting way too friendly with his patient.
"Forget that...where are we going?" Kamenashi snapped, looking around as he only saw just water and a bit of land.
"Fishing!" proudly announced the other.
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"Don't you dare laugh", he threatened the two friends that looked as if they were about to burst into laughter.
"What so bad about that?" asked Koki, suddenly feeling rejected." I kinda like fishing"
"I don't need to pay 10.000 yen just to go fishing, kay? I can do that with you. That guy practically ripped me off!" he shouted again, remembering everything that happened after words.
"Maybe he thought it could relax you.." intervened Ueda, amused. He knew Kame could use a change of scenery and meet new people, but he definitely didn't think the therapist would end up being such a weird and interesting guy.
"Not that fishing. Not in that way!"
"What way?" both of them asked, impatiently.
"The Bakanishi Way!"
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As soon as they got off the boat, the doctor turned rather demanding.
"Kazu-chan, please lift those two boxes and bring them here.." he said, pointing to a place near the water. The boy obeyed and did so. He even opened them up as he was told. In one there where fishing tools, in the other coffee, cakes and a blanket to put on the ground.
"I thought you said we were fishing..." he muttered, pointing at the second box.
"Well...I thought we might get hungry. Anyway....now let's dig for bait!" he announced just as happy as before.
He leaned down, close to the ground, picked up the shovel and furiously pushed it into the earth and then moved it away. From where Kamenashi was standing that little kid was now trying to build a sand castle. And damn, did he look like a kid. A retarded one, Kamenashi thought.
"KYA!" he then heard, as the stupid doctor encountered a worm. "Disgusting..." he heard his mumble, afraid to pick it up.
"Jesus, if you are going to be afraid of a little worm that make sure you bring bait." he snapped, picking the worm himself. The sensei pouted and looked all sad, but soon gave up sulking and prepared his fishing rod.
"Why fishing, anyway?" asked the patient again.
"In order to catch fish you need a clear mind. Fishing is considered to be one of the perfect activities for those who have things on there mind and want to shake them off. I believe that as soon you put away all that bothers you, you will become a great fisher." he answered, without looking anywhere else but his tools. He looked so taken in by it that Kamenashi actually felt the need to give him some credit.
It made sense. The explanation, he meant. He had heard of something like that before.
He was starting to believe that the insane doctor might actually know what he was doing and was planning to carry out a normal therapy session but that thought didn't last for long.
When the older lifted up the fishing rod so that he could toss the bait into the water, the hook got caught into his coat and started pulling it up.
Right. That was when he noticed that the sensei was still wearing the white doctor coat and his geeky glasses but that was also when he noticed that the hook was getting rapidly close to that man's neck.
"Are you a freaking idiot? Stop moving! Stop!" he shouted, as he saw the other trying to pull the string, making the hook get deeper and deeper into the clothing. He looked kinda weird with half a coat over his head, a fishing rod in his hand and standing still like a statue.
The doctor couldn't react at all when he heard the shouting. That was the first time, no..the second time, he saw someone looking so desperately at him.
He didn't move an inch as the other took the hook and put the fishing rod away, he didn't even move after the other turned completely quiet. He just stood there and looked at the one that was furious red and was breathing hard. The boy had panicked. Akanishi knew that much.
"That's it! I'm getting out of here!!!" the patient then shouted, as awoken from a trance.
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Ueda and Koki burst into laughter as they tried to picture a doctor with his head covered with his coat, a fishing rod in his hands and looking blank like a complete idiot. Both knew how loud could Kazuya be when he got angry. He had really good lungs, but they still couldn't stop thinking about how much of an idiot the therapist was. Nonetheless, it was really amusing.
" Don't laugh. Tat-chan! That guy is a menace! For himself and others!!" complained Kamenashi, no longer knowing how to reason with his friends. Why couldn't they understand that one small hook could have gotten in the stupid doctors neck and kill him? He worked in a fabric, he saw people getting hurt from less than that.
He then acted impulsively. His heart stopped and just the thought the other was in danger made him react. He wasn't really angry because of the silly way the other looked but because it was dangerous.
"Ok... I get it...so then you left all pissed off? " chocked Koki, managing to perfectly imagine how the doctor looked like.
"Not really..." Kazuya mumbled, displeased again.
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"You first have to wait for Maru to come back..." he whispered, not knowing if he should act friendly again with his newest patient.
"SAY WHAT?" the boy shouted, making the older one nod. Yup, it wasn't a good time to be friendly.
"He said he wanted to buy something so he went back!" he defended himself, leaning to pick up all those tools.
Kamenashi just pulled them from the sensei's arms and furiously placed them into their place.
"You are an idiot, you know that? That guy might not be coming back. If the hook would have gotten into your neck it could have damaged an artery or something and now you'd be bleeding to death. You seriously are an idiot!" he shouted, feeling the anger pumping adrenaline into his body.
"But that didn't happen, Kazu-chan..." the other pouted, trying to gain a bit of sympathy.
"Don't Kazu-chan me! When he comes back we are out of here, moron! I don't wanna see you dying. If you wanna die, do it somewhere else, with somewhere else!" he continued shouting, not even a bit aware of what he was saying.
"Are you kidding me? Are you that of an idiot?" he asked himself, muttering and hissing, walking back to the place where they got off the boat.
"They don't call me Bakanishi for nothing..." he answered back in the same tone.
Kamenashi turned around of his toes and glared at the older one. If looks could have killed, Akanishi would have been long dead.
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"So that's why you said the Bakanishi way!" finally understood Koki, falling down from the chair he was sitting on.
"Apparently his name is Akanishi Jin but someone, someone much smarter than him, called him once Bakanishi and that remained his nickname. Frankly, it suits him. He is a complete idiot. I'm sorry for your money, but I am so not going back there! " he quickly said, before drinking a glass of beer.
"One: it's your money. Two: if you don't mind losing it that's fine with me. Third: You are going there again!" grinned Ueda, revealing a quite diabolic look to the others.
Kazuya almost chocked when he heard those words. He stood up immediately and looked all scary at his friend.
"That won't work with me, Kame. I heard great things about the place and you have another appointment this Friday. Twice a Week for a month. You are going. At least one more time. " he replied, anticipating the pout that Kazuya just put on his face.
"But Tat-chan.."
"Don't Tat-chan me. Your going there again. " he grinned again.
He so wanted to laugh and tell Kamenashi that it's fine not to meet such a free spirited person but then he thought that maybe exactly that type of people were the ones his friend needed to have around. Besides that, it also meant lost of stories he could amuse himself on and laugh.
"Koki...?" Kamenashi asked, puppy eyes look on his face, turning to the other.
"If Ueda says you're going, then you're going..." Koki replied, knewing what Ueda was capable of doing to him would he feel the need to disagree. Also, he too wanted to laugh and amuse himself more.
"I'll end up killing him!!!" Kamenashi inner screamed, feeling his blood boiling as the image of stupid Akanishi Jin reappeared in his head. Yeah, he was going to kill the therapist. Or so he thought.
Author: me
Pairing(s): Akame , maybe more
Rating: PG-13
Genre: romance, funny,
Beta by: none
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters despite wanting to
Summary: Apparently, there is a place in Tokyo where one can get calm and relaxed through a completely different type of therapy. Kamenashi Kazuya is just about to experience one of a kind.
Warning: bakanishi
Chapter One
He was being looked at. Why? That he didn't know. But his supposed to be doctor kept staring at him for a couple of seconds, before nodding and smiling.
" Now that we finally broke the ice, how about we start today's session?" he asked so happy, as if he was loving to death the job he was doing. He probably loved it, sure thing, but that smile still annoyed the patient.
"Sure. Let's..."
"Okey. Let's go!" he then shouted, not even letting Kamenashi to finish what he was about to say. He just grabbed both of his hands, pulled the boy up and then dragged him out of the room. The only moment he stopped was when in front of the reception desk. He locked at the man standing there, leaned and put both his elbows on the desk and continued smiling.
"Pi, please call Maru. Tell him I need for him to be at Dock C in five minutes. Okay?" he asked, getting ready to leave again.
Just then, the receptionist looked at Kamenashi and saw the wrist of his right hand being tightly held by the doctors.
Kazuya didn't know why but just then, as he realized everyone had seen the stupid sensei holding his hand like that, made him feel rather shy and insecure.
He tried to complain and say something but he was right away pulled again and taken outside. He then was forced into an unknown car, in the back seat as the weird one with geeky glasses started the car and got ready to drive off.
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"I am seriously never going back there again!" shouted the brown haired one, throwing his working clothes in a basket close by. He looked angry, or at least annoyed, and that made both best friends to giggle and await for the full intell on what happened at the first therapy session.
"It can't be that bad.. " smirked Ueda, as if he knew something the other two didn't.
"Yes it was. That guy is insane!"
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He tried to talk but as soon as the engine started, the idiotic therapist turned the music on. "Boom Boom Pow" he listened at, soon starting to sing and move to the beat. That kinda made Kamenashi freak out. Not that the sensei was a bad singer or anything, not that he didn't like the song or never heard it, but every single time the older one would take his hands of the steering wheel, his heart would jump in his chest and then skip a beat.
He only recovered after the car was pulled over and the other got out of it. Kazuya just opened the car door and looked around. He wasn't in the city but not exactly out of it either, it wasn't too much grass but neither he could see buildings. He did saw a guy about as tall as his doctor, with a pretty big noise and a loud voice approaching.
"Just how inconsiderate can you be?" he mumbled to himself as the other two started talking without minding him at all.
"Okay, we can get on now!" the sensei shouted, pulling his hand, dragging his patient on to a small boat, sitting him down on a wooden chair. "Now close your eyes and take a deep breath. I want you to clear your mind and think of three things you love." he said on such a serious voice that the boy actually shivered.
He couldn't see the either smiling anymore, nor pouting or looking wacky, so he figured that just now was his therapist actually get serious about his job. So he closed his eyes as he was told and stared thinking. Only baseball popped into his mind.
"Baseball..." he honestly replied.
"Yes, yes...and what else..?" the other patiently awaited. He kinda looked like a child waiting for his mother to tell him a bedtime story.
"Just baseball..."
The doctor looked as if the world crashed on him. He sighed and let out a big disappointment look and than sat down, acting all sulky.
"Mou...Kazu-chan, if you don't wanna tell that's okay. But there must be something more you love. Like ...so to say, example me. I just love soccer, and pasta, and cakes, and pickled radish with chilly, and olives, and music. I love music. " bursted the doctor, suddenly acting way too friendly with his patient.
"Forget that...where are we going?" Kamenashi snapped, looking around as he only saw just water and a bit of land.
"Fishing!" proudly announced the other.
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"Don't you dare laugh", he threatened the two friends that looked as if they were about to burst into laughter.
"What so bad about that?" asked Koki, suddenly feeling rejected." I kinda like fishing"
"I don't need to pay 10.000 yen just to go fishing, kay? I can do that with you. That guy practically ripped me off!" he shouted again, remembering everything that happened after words.
"Maybe he thought it could relax you.." intervened Ueda, amused. He knew Kame could use a change of scenery and meet new people, but he definitely didn't think the therapist would end up being such a weird and interesting guy.
"Not that fishing. Not in that way!"
"What way?" both of them asked, impatiently.
"The Bakanishi Way!"
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As soon as they got off the boat, the doctor turned rather demanding.
"Kazu-chan, please lift those two boxes and bring them here.." he said, pointing to a place near the water. The boy obeyed and did so. He even opened them up as he was told. In one there where fishing tools, in the other coffee, cakes and a blanket to put on the ground.
"I thought you said we were fishing..." he muttered, pointing at the second box.
"Well...I thought we might get hungry. Anyway....now let's dig for bait!" he announced just as happy as before.
He leaned down, close to the ground, picked up the shovel and furiously pushed it into the earth and then moved it away. From where Kamenashi was standing that little kid was now trying to build a sand castle. And damn, did he look like a kid. A retarded one, Kamenashi thought.
"KYA!" he then heard, as the stupid doctor encountered a worm. "Disgusting..." he heard his mumble, afraid to pick it up.
"Jesus, if you are going to be afraid of a little worm that make sure you bring bait." he snapped, picking the worm himself. The sensei pouted and looked all sad, but soon gave up sulking and prepared his fishing rod.
"Why fishing, anyway?" asked the patient again.
"In order to catch fish you need a clear mind. Fishing is considered to be one of the perfect activities for those who have things on there mind and want to shake them off. I believe that as soon you put away all that bothers you, you will become a great fisher." he answered, without looking anywhere else but his tools. He looked so taken in by it that Kamenashi actually felt the need to give him some credit.
It made sense. The explanation, he meant. He had heard of something like that before.
He was starting to believe that the insane doctor might actually know what he was doing and was planning to carry out a normal therapy session but that thought didn't last for long.
When the older lifted up the fishing rod so that he could toss the bait into the water, the hook got caught into his coat and started pulling it up.
Right. That was when he noticed that the sensei was still wearing the white doctor coat and his geeky glasses but that was also when he noticed that the hook was getting rapidly close to that man's neck.
"Are you a freaking idiot? Stop moving! Stop!" he shouted, as he saw the other trying to pull the string, making the hook get deeper and deeper into the clothing. He looked kinda weird with half a coat over his head, a fishing rod in his hand and standing still like a statue.
The doctor couldn't react at all when he heard the shouting. That was the first time, no..the second time, he saw someone looking so desperately at him.
He didn't move an inch as the other took the hook and put the fishing rod away, he didn't even move after the other turned completely quiet. He just stood there and looked at the one that was furious red and was breathing hard. The boy had panicked. Akanishi knew that much.
"That's it! I'm getting out of here!!!" the patient then shouted, as awoken from a trance.
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Ueda and Koki burst into laughter as they tried to picture a doctor with his head covered with his coat, a fishing rod in his hands and looking blank like a complete idiot. Both knew how loud could Kazuya be when he got angry. He had really good lungs, but they still couldn't stop thinking about how much of an idiot the therapist was. Nonetheless, it was really amusing.
" Don't laugh. Tat-chan! That guy is a menace! For himself and others!!" complained Kamenashi, no longer knowing how to reason with his friends. Why couldn't they understand that one small hook could have gotten in the stupid doctors neck and kill him? He worked in a fabric, he saw people getting hurt from less than that.
He then acted impulsively. His heart stopped and just the thought the other was in danger made him react. He wasn't really angry because of the silly way the other looked but because it was dangerous.
"Ok... I get it...so then you left all pissed off? " chocked Koki, managing to perfectly imagine how the doctor looked like.
"Not really..." Kazuya mumbled, displeased again.
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"You first have to wait for Maru to come back..." he whispered, not knowing if he should act friendly again with his newest patient.
"SAY WHAT?" the boy shouted, making the older one nod. Yup, it wasn't a good time to be friendly.
"He said he wanted to buy something so he went back!" he defended himself, leaning to pick up all those tools.
Kamenashi just pulled them from the sensei's arms and furiously placed them into their place.
"You are an idiot, you know that? That guy might not be coming back. If the hook would have gotten into your neck it could have damaged an artery or something and now you'd be bleeding to death. You seriously are an idiot!" he shouted, feeling the anger pumping adrenaline into his body.
"But that didn't happen, Kazu-chan..." the other pouted, trying to gain a bit of sympathy.
"Don't Kazu-chan me! When he comes back we are out of here, moron! I don't wanna see you dying. If you wanna die, do it somewhere else, with somewhere else!" he continued shouting, not even a bit aware of what he was saying.
"Are you kidding me? Are you that of an idiot?" he asked himself, muttering and hissing, walking back to the place where they got off the boat.
"They don't call me Bakanishi for nothing..." he answered back in the same tone.
Kamenashi turned around of his toes and glared at the older one. If looks could have killed, Akanishi would have been long dead.
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"So that's why you said the Bakanishi way!" finally understood Koki, falling down from the chair he was sitting on.
"Apparently his name is Akanishi Jin but someone, someone much smarter than him, called him once Bakanishi and that remained his nickname. Frankly, it suits him. He is a complete idiot. I'm sorry for your money, but I am so not going back there! " he quickly said, before drinking a glass of beer.
"One: it's your money. Two: if you don't mind losing it that's fine with me. Third: You are going there again!" grinned Ueda, revealing a quite diabolic look to the others.
Kazuya almost chocked when he heard those words. He stood up immediately and looked all scary at his friend.
"That won't work with me, Kame. I heard great things about the place and you have another appointment this Friday. Twice a Week for a month. You are going. At least one more time. " he replied, anticipating the pout that Kazuya just put on his face.
"But Tat-chan.."
"Don't Tat-chan me. Your going there again. " he grinned again.
He so wanted to laugh and tell Kamenashi that it's fine not to meet such a free spirited person but then he thought that maybe exactly that type of people were the ones his friend needed to have around. Besides that, it also meant lost of stories he could amuse himself on and laugh.
"Koki...?" Kamenashi asked, puppy eyes look on his face, turning to the other.
"If Ueda says you're going, then you're going..." Koki replied, knewing what Ueda was capable of doing to him would he feel the need to disagree. Also, he too wanted to laugh and amuse himself more.
"I'll end up killing him!!!" Kamenashi inner screamed, feeling his blood boiling as the image of stupid Akanishi Jin reappeared in his head. Yeah, he was going to kill the therapist. Or so he thought.