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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I pulled over and changed xoxxkittenxxox's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for emceesmurfalot (10 points). Last month I gave xihatetherainx a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (767 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
dee_emo_penguin