The old man decided to go through a bunch of shit in a closet that we forgot we had this morning, so we've been finding all kinds of old family shit we didn't know we had, like
WWII marine memorabilia, a giant, leather-bound
bible from 1860, family portraits of great-aunts that look strikingly similar to Olivia Wilde and Cate Blanchett's
love-child, an original, in the box, gold-cartridge version of
The Legend of Zelda for the NES, and TWO copies of
Prince's Purple Rain on TAPE.
Pretty rockin', amirite?