You say "wicked" instead of "really." {ummm no. Sorry?}
Your idea of a good meal is Katie's Country Kitchen {never heard of it?}
You drive a Suburu {Volvo, sorry. I know, the Volvo is totally Vermont}
Half of your clothes are from L.L. Bean {They were in fifth grade. Besides, L.L. Bean is from Maine}
You rather vacation in New Zealand than Florida
Motorcycle Weekend is the highlight of your summer {I know about motorcycle weekend, but why would that be the highlight of anyone's summer?}
When you take your yearly trip into Boston, you "pak ya cah in Havad Yad" {My accent's way to messed up to be so strong}
"Vacation" means going to Burlington for the weekend. {Burlington's too far away}
You go out of state and don't understand what "tax" means on your receipt {I guess this doesn't apply if you no longer live in New Hampshire?}
You think of the major food groups as venison, beer, fish, and berries. {don't eat venison or drink beer. But I could run with the fish and berries thing}
You refer to the Patriots as "we". {sports bug me}
You can identify a Massachusetts accent. {I can't identify any sort of accent. People tell me I have an accent and I stare at them blankly and try to figure out how they talk different from me}
You can visit Berlin, New London, Bethlehem, Lisbon, Lebanon and Dublin all in one afternoon. {maybe I could if I didn't live in Wisconsin}
Down South to you means Boston. {Wis-con-siiiin}
You consider Manchester exotic. {eh?}
You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Ballantine Ale. {no?}
You can actually pronounce Kancamagus.
You know what a bubbler is. {bubbler is totally not New Hampshire. I didn't know what one was until I moved to Wisconsin}
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed. {no...}
You go out for fish fry every Friday. {do they have fish fries in NH? None that I ever heard of...}
You can recognize someone from Massachusetts from their driving.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Hampshire.
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Sadly, the one for Wisconsin matches me even less. What's wrong with me? -Kari P.S. Sorry I didn't get a chance to visit you this summer, we were really busy.
Your idea of a good meal is Katie's Country Kitchen {never heard of it?}
You drive a Suburu {Volvo, sorry. I know, the Volvo is totally Vermont}
Half of your clothes are from L.L. Bean {They were in fifth grade. Besides, L.L. Bean is from Maine}
You rather vacation in New Zealand than Florida
Motorcycle Weekend is the highlight of your summer {I know about motorcycle weekend, but why would that be the highlight of anyone's summer?}
When you take your yearly trip into Boston, you "pak ya cah in Havad Yad" {My accent's way to messed up to be so strong}
"Vacation" means going to Burlington for the weekend. {Burlington's too far away}
You go out of state and don't understand what "tax" means on your receipt {I guess this doesn't apply if you no longer live in New Hampshire?}
You think of the major food groups as venison, beer, fish, and berries. {don't eat venison or drink beer. But I could run with the fish and berries thing}
You refer to the Patriots as "we". {sports bug me}
You can identify a Massachusetts accent. {I can't identify any sort of accent. People tell me I have an accent and I stare at them blankly and try to figure out how they talk different from me}
You can visit Berlin, New London, Bethlehem, Lisbon, Lebanon and Dublin all in one afternoon. {maybe I could if I didn't live in Wisconsin}
Down South to you means Boston. {Wis-con-siiiin}
You consider Manchester exotic. {eh?}
You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Ballantine Ale. {no?}
You can actually pronounce Kancamagus.
You know what a bubbler is. {bubbler is totally not New Hampshire. I didn't know what one was until I moved to Wisconsin}
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed. {no...}
You go out for fish fry every Friday. {do they have fish fries in NH? None that I ever heard of...}
You can recognize someone from Massachusetts from their driving.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Hampshire.
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Sadly, the one for Wisconsin matches me even less. What's wrong with me?
-Kari
P.S. Sorry I didn't get a chance to visit you this summer, we were really busy.
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