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Jan 01, 2006 19:05



by limitedbythesky

dediva5's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 30% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 08:40:00 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 05:03:36 AM
Alco Money! : $ 439

Guests of Honour
dediva5 is a spiritless Buddhist. dediva5 drank 2 Absinthes, 10 Tequilas.
kaileynicole16 is a bummed out Hindu. kaileynicole16 drank 4 Absinthes, 1 Everclear, 2 Whiskeys, 2 Hot Toddys, 1 Cosmopolitan.
mikrut is an unfortunate Agnostic and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign. mikrut drank 8 Gins, 3 Poteens.
xx_courtney_xx is a downcast Liberal Christian and a newbie boozer. xx_courtney_xx drank 1 Poteen, 1 Aftershock, 1 Mescal.
onlyoneonlyone is a pleasant Buddhist. onlyoneonlyone drank 3 Pulques, 1 Coffee Liqueur, 14 Tequilas, 2 Sherrys.
daploegster03 is a despicable Liberal Christian. daploegster03 drank 1 Mint Julep.
hersheykisses67 is a stable Muslim. hersheykisses67 drank 5 Pilsners.
leskie08 is a resentful Hindu and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. leskie08 drank 1 White Wine, 7 White Russians, 1 Vermouth, 1 Kahlua.
pacsun_kid is a vicious Fundementalist Christian who irks everyone with their overly dismal outlook on life. pacsun_kid decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
cozmocola03 is a happy-go-lucky Buddhist and is a real devotee to the happy juice. cozmocola03 drank 15 Sambuccas.
jax7490 is a whimsical Muslim. jax7490 drank 6 Pilsners.
idance14 is a powerless Muslim. idance14 drank 8 Ales, 5 Vermouths, 1 Irish Cream, 1 Cognac.
gabijoy05 is a mean-spirited Agnostic who insists that their farts are aromatic and alluring. gabijoy05 drank 8 Mescals, 3 Mint Juleps.
Sick!

Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 7 portions in fact!
Lovers

'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of kaileynicole16 and leskie08. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!
The Drunkest

Dear God onlyoneonlyone! I cannot bear the smell! Your breathe is like a dank beer soaked cellar!
Random Events

the room stood in awe as gabijoy05 declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over dediva5's head.

idance14 declared war on the kitchen fridge after a mild psychotic episode led the back to the day were they trapped their
gonads in the door. Just to rub it in kaileynicole16 simulated intercourse with the cooler. Before trapping their own gonads in the same way!

Happy New Year!

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