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so my first day as a ninjapirate was a success. i did my first mission, dropping leg ham on the floor and being a true pirate i threatened to eat it anyway. matt pointed out that the floor was actually under the current surface and had more biomatter than the average zoo. i still knew in my heart that a pirate never wasted food. ("don't do it david" i hear you say?)
well i picked it up and brushed it off...
but i took it next door and looked for their dog. i realised people dont approve of throwing meat over their fence, so i did it like ninja. *cue jap music*
i think i got some ham behind thier airconditioner unit (i hurled it at the wall) woops
i also put more jewellery on cos pirates wear that kinda stuff i think? so i have two bracelets and three necklaces and a ring instead of the usual one ring and a necklace ^_^
i was very pirate when delivering pizzas ^_^ luffy never shows he's intimidated so i figure i've gotta control and abolish all fear yeh? so when i delivered to this house with two giant snarling roaring scary guarddogs and a tiny fence i went right up to the fence and bashed on it, then stood right up with my nose to the fence just staring down these puppies as they threw themselves at it. i didnt even FLINCH! i swear to god. i felt so awesome ^_^
i also did something else ninja when i went to pick up el (AT 11 FROM FUCKING EAST RICHMOND STATION WHEN I TOLD HER NO TRAVELLING ALONE AT NIGHT!!! at least not till she has ninja skillz) and ran into a couple of locals. one of them was drunk. i chatted to them a bit but the drunk one got angry and said he'd break my jaw "cunt" so i left in disgust and walked to the platform. i sat for a bit and stewed about what to do. i could jump the back fence of the platform into the golf course carpark (dark) sneak up and belt him. but shanks (the pirate) ignored assholes when there was no need to fight. i like this idea, esp since he was obviously just looking for a fight and i was there to get my gf. i planned what to do if they came up onto the platform after me. he'd told me to fuck off so if they came after me i'd hit first talk later. i was gonna push em off onto the tracks with one shove, jump the fence like in plan A and scarper to richmond, telling el to get off next stop (a short jog from east richmond, i ran to the station originally btw, ME SO NINJA!)
they didnt come up to the platform, so instead of walking back past them and provoking them, i jumped on the train! how's that for clever pirate thinking? when i got off at richmond el got out of the very next door along and was all surprised!
anyhow. good first day. slow beginning, but steady
*stealthily disappears into the sunset on a big black boat*
RAH!
well i picked it up and brushed it off...
but i took it next door and looked for their dog. i realised people dont approve of throwing meat over their fence, so i did it like ninja. *cue jap music*
i think i got some ham behind thier airconditioner unit (i hurled it at the wall) woops
i also put more jewellery on cos pirates wear that kinda stuff i think? so i have two bracelets and three necklaces and a ring instead of the usual one ring and a necklace ^_^
i was very pirate when delivering pizzas ^_^ luffy never shows he's intimidated so i figure i've gotta control and abolish all fear yeh? so when i delivered to this house with two giant snarling roaring scary guarddogs and a tiny fence i went right up to the fence and bashed on it, then stood right up with my nose to the fence just staring down these puppies as they threw themselves at it. i didnt even FLINCH! i swear to god. i felt so awesome ^_^
i also did something else ninja when i went to pick up el (AT 11 FROM FUCKING EAST RICHMOND STATION WHEN I TOLD HER NO TRAVELLING ALONE AT NIGHT!!! at least not till she has ninja skillz) and ran into a couple of locals. one of them was drunk. i chatted to them a bit but the drunk one got angry and said he'd break my jaw "cunt" so i left in disgust and walked to the platform. i sat for a bit and stewed about what to do. i could jump the back fence of the platform into the golf course carpark (dark) sneak up and belt him. but shanks (the pirate) ignored assholes when there was no need to fight. i like this idea, esp since he was obviously just looking for a fight and i was there to get my gf. i planned what to do if they came up onto the platform after me. he'd told me to fuck off so if they came after me i'd hit first talk later. i was gonna push em off onto the tracks with one shove, jump the fence like in plan A and scarper to richmond, telling el to get off next stop (a short jog from east richmond, i ran to the station originally btw, ME SO NINJA!)
they didnt come up to the platform, so instead of walking back past them and provoking them, i jumped on the train! how's that for clever pirate thinking? when i got off at richmond el got out of the very next door along and was all surprised!
anyhow. good first day. slow beginning, but steady
*stealthily disappears into the sunset on a big black boat*
RAH!