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Dunno if this will interest anyone. I just wanted to develop my idea that people were like animals in some ways…
MEN
Bears - strong, sturdy and slow. Possibly gruff and even violent. Not necessarily a family figure for life. An old-fashioned blue collar worker.
Foxes - good looking and clever, crafty and uncaring. A gentleman used to getting what he wants. A high powered professional, maybe a lawyer.
Dogs - lovable and loyal, yet ultimately better kept outdoors. Often stinky. Works hard, lazes even harder, and can become mischievous if bored. Rarely violent, but ferocious when provoked. The average man.
Wolves - predatory, moving with a pack and drawing strength from them. highly territorial. These are wild men, such as youths or football hooligans.
WOMEN
Rabbits - cute and initially interesting, then swiftly become boring. Usually more convenient than other pets such as cats, hence more readily purchased. They breed quickly. These represent the average immature, foolish or stupid woman.
Cats - crave attention, yet are loathe to admit it. They are as cute as rabbits, but much more interesting, with curious habits. They are very aloof, demanding their needs be met whilst keeping no regard for the needs of others. They are generally cleaner and prettier than dogs, and despite themselves enjoy patting and stroking just as much. Cats are the average intelligent woman. The more affectionate the cat, the nicer the woman. Siamese cats for this could be described as bitchy snobby girls, and old lap cats as comfortable wives of many years.
Vixens - highly aloof, very beautiful and almost unattainable. They may tempt pursuit by standing in the distance, but never come within grasp. They are more concerned with survival for the time, and are dimly certain that one day a strong young fox will wander their way. These are the rare few women who remain aloof from the general race to be either attached or fucked (cat and rabbit respectively).
SOME OTHERS TO THINK ABOUT (NOT GENDER SPECIFIC)
Hawks
Rats
Snakes
Moles
Insects
Ants
Spiders
Goldfish
Elephants…
Try to think of what kind of person these might be.
umm. hope someone found this idea worthwhile ^_^ does anyone disagree with the animals and characteristics i picked? does anyone have an idea about what animal they'd be symbolised by? a badger, anyone?
MEN
Bears - strong, sturdy and slow. Possibly gruff and even violent. Not necessarily a family figure for life. An old-fashioned blue collar worker.
Foxes - good looking and clever, crafty and uncaring. A gentleman used to getting what he wants. A high powered professional, maybe a lawyer.
Dogs - lovable and loyal, yet ultimately better kept outdoors. Often stinky. Works hard, lazes even harder, and can become mischievous if bored. Rarely violent, but ferocious when provoked. The average man.
Wolves - predatory, moving with a pack and drawing strength from them. highly territorial. These are wild men, such as youths or football hooligans.
WOMEN
Rabbits - cute and initially interesting, then swiftly become boring. Usually more convenient than other pets such as cats, hence more readily purchased. They breed quickly. These represent the average immature, foolish or stupid woman.
Cats - crave attention, yet are loathe to admit it. They are as cute as rabbits, but much more interesting, with curious habits. They are very aloof, demanding their needs be met whilst keeping no regard for the needs of others. They are generally cleaner and prettier than dogs, and despite themselves enjoy patting and stroking just as much. Cats are the average intelligent woman. The more affectionate the cat, the nicer the woman. Siamese cats for this could be described as bitchy snobby girls, and old lap cats as comfortable wives of many years.
Vixens - highly aloof, very beautiful and almost unattainable. They may tempt pursuit by standing in the distance, but never come within grasp. They are more concerned with survival for the time, and are dimly certain that one day a strong young fox will wander their way. These are the rare few women who remain aloof from the general race to be either attached or fucked (cat and rabbit respectively).
SOME OTHERS TO THINK ABOUT (NOT GENDER SPECIFIC)
Hawks
Rats
Snakes
Moles
Insects
Ants
Spiders
Goldfish
Elephants…
Try to think of what kind of person these might be.
umm. hope someone found this idea worthwhile ^_^ does anyone disagree with the animals and characteristics i picked? does anyone have an idea about what animal they'd be symbolised by? a badger, anyone?