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My sister sent me this joke via e-mail today, and I felt it was too good to hold for myself.
Enjoy:
The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often
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> helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What
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> the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking
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> about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He
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>thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley,
> but figured that was too unsafe.
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>Finally, he realised his solution. On the way home from work, he pulled his >truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as
> if examining the truck.
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> Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
> He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
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> As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg.
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>Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut
> and replied, "What?"
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> He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?"
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> The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
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> The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck
> rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
Enjoy:
The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often
>
>
> helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What
>
>
> the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking
>
>
> about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He
>
>
>thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley,
> but figured that was too unsafe.
>
>
>Finally, he realised his solution. On the way home from work, he pulled his >truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as
> if examining the truck.
>
>
> Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
> He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
>
>
> As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg.
>
>
>Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut
> and replied, "What?"
>
>
> He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?"
>
>
> The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
>
>
> The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck
> rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."