May 03, 2006 18:48
i dont know if anyone caught steven colbert's performance as the closing act at the white house correspondants dinner, but it was fucking amazing.
a few quotes (mind you George Bush was sitting 10 feet to the right of him throughout):
"Mr. Snow, I don't know how you ever plan on replacing Scott McLellan, that man could say nothing like nobody."
"Reverend Jessie Jackson is a tough interview, he says what he wants, as loud as he wants, and as SLOW as he wants to say it. Seriously, talking to him is like boxing with a glacier. (amid laughter) Yeah, enjoy that similie folks, cause your grandkids won't know what a glacier is."
"Damn you liberal media, NOTHING is ever enough for you. You call for personnel changes in the White House, and they give it to you, and then you have the nerve to call it 'rearranging the deckchairs on the titanic." Well I call that bull. This administration is SOARING, not sinking. If anything, they're rearranging the deckchairs on the Hindenberg."
If you missed it I feel sorry for you, cause you cant find it online anymore because of "copyright infringements". But ask me and i'll send the video to you over AIM.