Well Im at England Now!!
I finally made it to England and this place is so different from the states! Like for instance the word Fanny means womens genitalia. Like I said nice fanny pack and this lady slapped me. Oh well, I miss the old days when i could get up and call Josh and nick and John and we could all get together and play Hold'em until like 1am and anthony would walk out all pissed off cause he would lose and have a shitty cause I looked at the next cards. Holy hell, thinking about that is funny shit.TBS and Yardbirds, MMMMMM, 20 piece with the wing sauce, OMG that was the bomb. About the only thing that i wont miss is going to be Rons card shack. That place blew serious horse dong!!
The ladies here are awsome. I thought that they would be like hags and busted grills, well, yeah there is a lot of busted grilles, but in the cities there are some serious hot women. Like they all get down at the drop of a hat if you have game and you drink. Which is all there is to do in this rotten poo hole of a place. Its cloudy and rainy all day long everyday, week-in and week-out. I would have to say thats why the british are all drunks. They get drunk and have sex. Thats about all there is to do out here. For example, Last friday I went to this place called De Niro's, Its a pretty awsome club. There is 3 levels to it and the girls are in full force there. I must have asked, oh i dont know like 5 different women to dance. All of the girls I danced with said that they wanted to chill tha night with me and the guys I was with, and some of them were so hot that I had no choice but to Grope a bit and make out with them. OMG they were so hot. This one chick just walked in the club and I walked over to her and said wanna dance and then next thing I know Im making out with her and sitting in the corner making out with her. Its like they cant get enough of the americans out here!
But Besides my escapades at the club I think that this place will grow old and gay. Everyday you go out, you end up broke the next day. Buying things out here is like getting kicked in the nuts. Our money isnt worth dick out here. Its like 1.88-$1 almost double our money. So one beer is like buying 2 beers, but not actually. Like the other day I bought a can of pepsi in town and it was 1 pound which equals almost 2 bucks for one can of friggen pepsi. OMG WTF how can this be? The most powerful country in the world and our money is worth dick out here! Bush, Please stop putting us further into debt. So I can buy a Cheeseburger for less than 4 bucks. Oh well.
Then I get to my job and the people are homos. They are like, you need to know this and you need to know that. I was like Im dumb sir. I dont know what your talkin about. I have been out of my career field for like some 2 years now and, now they want me to get right back into the job that I hate the most. BUt not just any job, a job that only has 3 people in it and we deploy all the time. Oh yeah we deploy by ourselves and we have to set shit up on our own. I dont think so. Im going to go out there and get killed, and fuck shit up real bad. It aint my fault I warned them that I need some refresher traing oh well, "Hey Pedro Whats this Button Do?" That will be me out in the field.The last thing Im going to say is this, TECHNO RAP is GAY. Fucking Brits. These people are so gay they put Homos to shame!
One more thing: Napoleon Dynamite won like 3 awards last night including best movie of the year Whaaaaa Hoooo. Numb-chuck and Bow Staff Skills Baby!!!
The ladies here are awsome. I thought that they would be like hags and busted grills, well, yeah there is a lot of busted grilles, but in the cities there are some serious hot women. Like they all get down at the drop of a hat if you have game and you drink. Which is all there is to do in this rotten poo hole of a place. Its cloudy and rainy all day long everyday, week-in and week-out. I would have to say thats why the british are all drunks. They get drunk and have sex. Thats about all there is to do out here. For example, Last friday I went to this place called De Niro's, Its a pretty awsome club. There is 3 levels to it and the girls are in full force there. I must have asked, oh i dont know like 5 different women to dance. All of the girls I danced with said that they wanted to chill tha night with me and the guys I was with, and some of them were so hot that I had no choice but to Grope a bit and make out with them. OMG they were so hot. This one chick just walked in the club and I walked over to her and said wanna dance and then next thing I know Im making out with her and sitting in the corner making out with her. Its like they cant get enough of the americans out here!
But Besides my escapades at the club I think that this place will grow old and gay. Everyday you go out, you end up broke the next day. Buying things out here is like getting kicked in the nuts. Our money isnt worth dick out here. Its like 1.88-$1 almost double our money. So one beer is like buying 2 beers, but not actually. Like the other day I bought a can of pepsi in town and it was 1 pound which equals almost 2 bucks for one can of friggen pepsi. OMG WTF how can this be? The most powerful country in the world and our money is worth dick out here! Bush, Please stop putting us further into debt. So I can buy a Cheeseburger for less than 4 bucks. Oh well.
Then I get to my job and the people are homos. They are like, you need to know this and you need to know that. I was like Im dumb sir. I dont know what your talkin about. I have been out of my career field for like some 2 years now and, now they want me to get right back into the job that I hate the most. BUt not just any job, a job that only has 3 people in it and we deploy all the time. Oh yeah we deploy by ourselves and we have to set shit up on our own. I dont think so. Im going to go out there and get killed, and fuck shit up real bad. It aint my fault I warned them that I need some refresher traing oh well, "Hey Pedro Whats this Button Do?" That will be me out in the field.The last thing Im going to say is this, TECHNO RAP is GAY. Fucking Brits. These people are so gay they put Homos to shame!
One more thing: Napoleon Dynamite won like 3 awards last night including best movie of the year Whaaaaa Hoooo. Numb-chuck and Bow Staff Skills Baby!!!