true story yo
when i use mouthwash, i like to pretend i'm john marston and knock back the little mouthwash cup like it's a shot of Jack, using a southern accent and tipping a nonexistent hat. WHILE QUOTING SHIT ABOUT BEARS
;x
lol my life
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**incld: relevant photo of John Marston, circa 1930, passed out in Armadillo after consuming $20 worth* of whiskey.
*repeated several times throughout the night. i was a sadist like that.
OMFG I WENT TO SIX FLAGS MAGIC MOUNTAIN TODAY. first time in 5 yrs. MIND/BODY WAS BLOWN
edit: just realized that it's now april 1st...... :O
;x
lol my life
**
**incld: relevant photo of John Marston, circa 1930, passed out in Armadillo after consuming $20 worth* of whiskey.
*repeated several times throughout the night. i was a sadist like that.
OMFG I WENT TO SIX FLAGS MAGIC MOUNTAIN TODAY. first time in 5 yrs. MIND/BODY WAS BLOWN
edit: just realized that it's now april 1st...... :O