This was satisfying.

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The Lakers
Circle I Limbo

Gym Class
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Parents who bring their obnoxious children to adult venues
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

George Bush
Circle VII Burning Sands

Reality Television
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Dave White
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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