Emma Sue!
The Mary Sue Meme, stolen from la_dauphine
1. Go to the Elouai doll maker.
2. Make an ordinary doll of yourself and save it.
3. Take that doll and, leaving a couple things (nose, eyebrows, whatever) the same, Mary-Sue yourself. Make the most blatant Mary-Sue(s) you can conceive.
4. Post "Before" and "After" in your LJ. Bonus points if your Sue has a backstory of some sort.
This still looks vaguely Sue-ish. Maybe it's the really shiny hair that doesn't move. Or the fact that my head is bigger than my torso.
Hi, I'm Hermione, but you can call me Mione. I just come back from a summer trip to the Mediterranean, where I learned a cool beauty secret to make my hair into perfect ringlets! Now, I'm totally bronzed and mysteriously stacked, so all my shirts are too small! I also bought tons of cute miniskirts! I'm not too interested in studying or doing homework. I'd rather spend that time in broom closets making out with the entire Gryffindor Quidditch team.
My name is Emma Serena Aphrodisia Snape. My father is Severus Snape and my mother was a Fallen Angel. She was killed by the Ministry of Magic's Angel Slayers, so I was hidden in America.
To keep my identity secret, they cut off my wings, which kept me from using my super special Fallen Angel powers! It made me a tragic metaphor that no one really understood, so I started wearing lots of black leather and listening to Evanescence to express my omgangst.
One day, I decided to run away to Hogwarts, where my father taught, and become a student there. They had a special sorting ceremony just for me, and I was sorted into Slytherin. My wings grew back, so they let me wear my own clothes because they wouldn't fit in the Hogwarts uniform.
I've slept with Blaise, girl!Blaise, and Draco. My eyes are purple, and they match the eyes of my leopard familiar. I am the coolest kid at Hogwarts, but I still remember my tragic past.
1. Go to the Elouai doll maker.
2. Make an ordinary doll of yourself and save it.
3. Take that doll and, leaving a couple things (nose, eyebrows, whatever) the same, Mary-Sue yourself. Make the most blatant Mary-Sue(s) you can conceive.
4. Post "Before" and "After" in your LJ. Bonus points if your Sue has a backstory of some sort.
This still looks vaguely Sue-ish. Maybe it's the really shiny hair that doesn't move. Or the fact that my head is bigger than my torso.
Hi, I'm Hermione, but you can call me Mione. I just come back from a summer trip to the Mediterranean, where I learned a cool beauty secret to make my hair into perfect ringlets! Now, I'm totally bronzed and mysteriously stacked, so all my shirts are too small! I also bought tons of cute miniskirts! I'm not too interested in studying or doing homework. I'd rather spend that time in broom closets making out with the entire Gryffindor Quidditch team.
My name is Emma Serena Aphrodisia Snape. My father is Severus Snape and my mother was a Fallen Angel. She was killed by the Ministry of Magic's Angel Slayers, so I was hidden in America.
To keep my identity secret, they cut off my wings, which kept me from using my super special Fallen Angel powers! It made me a tragic metaphor that no one really understood, so I started wearing lots of black leather and listening to Evanescence to express my omgangst.
One day, I decided to run away to Hogwarts, where my father taught, and become a student there. They had a special sorting ceremony just for me, and I was sorted into Slytherin. My wings grew back, so they let me wear my own clothes because they wouldn't fit in the Hogwarts uniform.
I've slept with Blaise, girl!Blaise, and Draco. My eyes are purple, and they match the eyes of my leopard familiar. I am the coolest kid at Hogwarts, but I still remember my tragic past.