I am sure everyone has their own morning rituals - some, we just don't need to hear about, thanks. Mine (after I get into work, actually) consists of reading a few websites. Something to put a smile on my face and get me in that somewhat better mood as I prepare to deal with the horde users (read: common-sense deprived) we have here at the office... These are work safe, for the most part.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/ - otherwise known as LOL Cats
http://ihasahotdog.com/ - otherwise known as LOL Dogs
http://totallylookslike.com/ - well, this one you have to see for yourself - some disturbing images, to say the least (lol)
http://punditkitchen.com/ - Um, LOL Politics? Still funny... Newly recaptioned images.
http://graphjam.com/ - LOL Graphs and charts. Pretty funny, worth looking at.
http://failblog.org/ - Yeah, YOU FAIL! These are damn funny.
http://www.doingitwrong.com - yep, just keep refreshing this one.
They are in somewhat an order - the order I view them in. They are just a set of sites that never fails to put a smile on my face in the morning... And I hate mornings.