Just try to keep a straight face...
DeckersDin: I wish I knew how to record on my vcr
RyanRobert22: oh im sure you could figure it out
DeckersDin: no, I really can't. it's strange but the damn thing just doesn't work. I used the instructions a long time ago and I think the machine is like monitored by Metallica or something
RyanRobert22: lol
RyanRobert22: wtf
DeckersDin: I only say metallica because they've come to represent the fight against napster and by extension against piracy altogether
RyanRobert22: this is true
DeckersDin: and I don't know who really monitors that crap
DeckersDin: I should have said Moop
RyanRobert22: lol
RyanRobert22: yeah.. sometimes things freak out
DeckersDin: Moop is in my VCR... sounds like a Presidents song
RyanRobert22: when i move to corvallis im gonna get a tivo
DeckersDin: fuck yea
DeckersDin: I love tivo. I'd waste away watching malcolm, south park, will and grace, and family guy.
RyanRobert22: then while its raining outside ill do just that
DeckersDin: haha hot
RyanRobert22: ]lol
DeckersDin: I'd get all fat... just eat corndogs and crap
DeckersDin: turn into a real ameriCAN
RyanRobert22: hell yeah
DeckersDin: I should show you my drawing of America's 2.5 children sometime.
RyanRobert22: but ill run in place to keep my fence hopping skills in oreder
DeckersDin: killa
DeckersDin: no wait
DeckersDin: you can be my white trash counterpart
RyanRobert22: how so?
DeckersDin: you get all anorexic, ribby, wear busted flip flops, holy boxers and a wife beater
DeckersDin: grow your hair out all joe dirt
DeckersDin: and I'll get grafted to the couch
RyanRobert22: lol.. ok you got it
DeckersDin: it'll be so cute. we can be the neighborhood trailer trash...
RyanRobert22: in broken top
RyanRobert22: lol
DeckersDin: we'll have to borrow your gma's suburban to go get superburrito because I won't be able to walk and you'll have to put my couch in the back. fuck yeah broken top. I want a house on the first fairway
DeckersDin: that way I can hollar at the club house for snackz
RyanRobert22: so we can yell at golfers and shot at them with shotguns?
RyanRobert22: lol nice
DeckersDin: that's what I'm talking about!
RyanRobert22: sounds like a plan
DeckersDin: hit pinecones at them. I'll have to get better aim of course
RyanRobert22: and we can build a statue of chuck norris on our front lawn out of pbr cans and tin foil from hotdpg wrapers
DeckersDin: YES!
DeckersDin: genius! pure genius!!!
RyanRobert22: lol
DeckersDin: I really like the hotdog wrappers
DeckersDin: we'll get those from sevey
RyanRobert22: hell yeah
DeckersDin: we'll have to take up smoking of course
RyanRobert22: fair enough
DeckersDin: but I'll use a fucking cruela devil stick thing
DeckersDin: cuz I'll think I'm all badass on my couch
RyanRobert22: and ill roll my own
RyanRobert22: lol
DeckersDin: learn to role it with your toes!
DeckersDin: that would be tight!
DeckersDin: in a white trash way
RyanRobert22: it would be fabulous
DeckersDin: u could use your toe fungus to stick the paper together
DeckersDin: cuz you gotta have toe fungus
RyanRobert22: thats weird,, i was totally thinking the same thing but i thought it would be too gross to type and i would get booted from aim
RyanRobert22: lol
DeckersDin: hahahahhaha
DeckersDin: we gotta have a lot of cats too
DeckersDin: crazy people always have cats
RyanRobert22: lol
RyanRobert22: its true
DeckersDin: I want mine to wear socks
DeckersDin: purple ones
RyanRobert22: i want mine to be shaven
DeckersDin: cuz that would be so fucking gnasty
DeckersDin: hahahaha only shave part of them
DeckersDin: call it kitty art
RyanRobert22: peta would be all over us
DeckersDin: give them like that look that black people do where they spell shit in their hair
RyanRobert22: lol .. and cornrows
DeckersDin: your cats can have south park characters drawn into their fur
DeckersDin: haha cornrows! yes!
DeckersDin: and we have to listen to music that hasn't quite made it to the classics yet. like music that is just the "i'm stuck in the last decade" hasbeen music. like korn and limp bizkit
RyanRobert22: it sounds delicious
DeckersDin: and I'll sing along with a megaphone
DeckersDin: and you can play drums on the trash cans
RyanRobert22: and raise my and up and down
RyanRobert22: hand*
DeckersDin: or play a guitar with like one string
DeckersDin: haha yeah I gathered that.
RyanRobert22: weeee
RyanRobert22: itll be fun
DeckersDin: I wish we could do it for a day
RyanRobert22: i dont think i could do with with a straight face
DeckersDin: maybe we should just drive out to deschutes river woods and move in to a random house for like 5 hours
DeckersDin: dude, you wouldn't have to keep a straight face, just cross your eyes and smile real dopey like, like your on meth. crazy people love to make that face
RyanRobert22: and black out a couple teeth
DeckersDin: you can even shudder if you like, we'll call it a nervous twitch
DeckersDin: haha, yeah, probably more than a couple. you're only allowed to have one
DeckersDin: I can't wait to be grafted to a couch...
RyanRobert22: lol
RyanRobert22: alright miss kali
RyanRobert22: i think im gonna go crash
RyanRobert22: and get grafted to my bed
DeckersDin: wait, we have to make white trash names first
DeckersDin: you name me and all name you
RyanRobert22: k
RyanRobert22: u first
DeckersDin: ummm
RyanRobert22: coutnenaynay is ur name
DeckersDin: jedidiahraybobob
RyanRobert22: lol nice
RyanRobert22: one day
RyanRobert22: when we have nothing but time
RyanRobert22: it is all us
DeckersDin: we're going to rule the trailer park....
DeckersDin: ok, sweet dreams Jedidiahraybobob
RyanRobert22: night night :-)
RyanRobert22: oh im sure you could figure it out
DeckersDin: no, I really can't. it's strange but the damn thing just doesn't work. I used the instructions a long time ago and I think the machine is like monitored by Metallica or something
RyanRobert22: lol
RyanRobert22: wtf
DeckersDin: I only say metallica because they've come to represent the fight against napster and by extension against piracy altogether
RyanRobert22: this is true
DeckersDin: and I don't know who really monitors that crap
DeckersDin: I should have said Moop
RyanRobert22: lol
RyanRobert22: yeah.. sometimes things freak out
DeckersDin: Moop is in my VCR... sounds like a Presidents song
RyanRobert22: when i move to corvallis im gonna get a tivo
DeckersDin: fuck yea
DeckersDin: I love tivo. I'd waste away watching malcolm, south park, will and grace, and family guy.
RyanRobert22: then while its raining outside ill do just that
DeckersDin: haha hot
RyanRobert22: ]lol
DeckersDin: I'd get all fat... just eat corndogs and crap
DeckersDin: turn into a real ameriCAN
RyanRobert22: hell yeah
DeckersDin: I should show you my drawing of America's 2.5 children sometime.
RyanRobert22: but ill run in place to keep my fence hopping skills in oreder
DeckersDin: killa
DeckersDin: no wait
DeckersDin: you can be my white trash counterpart
RyanRobert22: how so?
DeckersDin: you get all anorexic, ribby, wear busted flip flops, holy boxers and a wife beater
DeckersDin: grow your hair out all joe dirt
DeckersDin: and I'll get grafted to the couch
RyanRobert22: lol.. ok you got it
DeckersDin: it'll be so cute. we can be the neighborhood trailer trash...
RyanRobert22: in broken top
RyanRobert22: lol
DeckersDin: we'll have to borrow your gma's suburban to go get superburrito because I won't be able to walk and you'll have to put my couch in the back. fuck yeah broken top. I want a house on the first fairway
DeckersDin: that way I can hollar at the club house for snackz
RyanRobert22: so we can yell at golfers and shot at them with shotguns?
RyanRobert22: lol nice
DeckersDin: that's what I'm talking about!
RyanRobert22: sounds like a plan
DeckersDin: hit pinecones at them. I'll have to get better aim of course
RyanRobert22: and we can build a statue of chuck norris on our front lawn out of pbr cans and tin foil from hotdpg wrapers
DeckersDin: YES!
DeckersDin: genius! pure genius!!!
RyanRobert22: lol
DeckersDin: I really like the hotdog wrappers
DeckersDin: we'll get those from sevey
RyanRobert22: hell yeah
DeckersDin: we'll have to take up smoking of course
RyanRobert22: fair enough
DeckersDin: but I'll use a fucking cruela devil stick thing
DeckersDin: cuz I'll think I'm all badass on my couch
RyanRobert22: and ill roll my own
RyanRobert22: lol
DeckersDin: learn to role it with your toes!
DeckersDin: that would be tight!
DeckersDin: in a white trash way
RyanRobert22: it would be fabulous
DeckersDin: u could use your toe fungus to stick the paper together
DeckersDin: cuz you gotta have toe fungus
RyanRobert22: thats weird,, i was totally thinking the same thing but i thought it would be too gross to type and i would get booted from aim
RyanRobert22: lol
DeckersDin: hahahahhaha
DeckersDin: we gotta have a lot of cats too
DeckersDin: crazy people always have cats
RyanRobert22: lol
RyanRobert22: its true
DeckersDin: I want mine to wear socks
DeckersDin: purple ones
RyanRobert22: i want mine to be shaven
DeckersDin: cuz that would be so fucking gnasty
DeckersDin: hahahaha only shave part of them
DeckersDin: call it kitty art
RyanRobert22: peta would be all over us
DeckersDin: give them like that look that black people do where they spell shit in their hair
RyanRobert22: lol .. and cornrows
DeckersDin: your cats can have south park characters drawn into their fur
DeckersDin: haha cornrows! yes!
DeckersDin: and we have to listen to music that hasn't quite made it to the classics yet. like music that is just the "i'm stuck in the last decade" hasbeen music. like korn and limp bizkit
RyanRobert22: it sounds delicious
DeckersDin: and I'll sing along with a megaphone
DeckersDin: and you can play drums on the trash cans
RyanRobert22: and raise my and up and down
RyanRobert22: hand*
DeckersDin: or play a guitar with like one string
DeckersDin: haha yeah I gathered that.
RyanRobert22: weeee
RyanRobert22: itll be fun
DeckersDin: I wish we could do it for a day
RyanRobert22: i dont think i could do with with a straight face
DeckersDin: maybe we should just drive out to deschutes river woods and move in to a random house for like 5 hours
DeckersDin: dude, you wouldn't have to keep a straight face, just cross your eyes and smile real dopey like, like your on meth. crazy people love to make that face
RyanRobert22: and black out a couple teeth
DeckersDin: you can even shudder if you like, we'll call it a nervous twitch
DeckersDin: haha, yeah, probably more than a couple. you're only allowed to have one
DeckersDin: I can't wait to be grafted to a couch...
RyanRobert22: lol
RyanRobert22: alright miss kali
RyanRobert22: i think im gonna go crash
RyanRobert22: and get grafted to my bed
DeckersDin: wait, we have to make white trash names first
DeckersDin: you name me and all name you
RyanRobert22: k
RyanRobert22: u first
DeckersDin: ummm
RyanRobert22: coutnenaynay is ur name
DeckersDin: jedidiahraybobob
RyanRobert22: lol nice
RyanRobert22: one day
RyanRobert22: when we have nothing but time
RyanRobert22: it is all us
DeckersDin: we're going to rule the trailer park....
DeckersDin: ok, sweet dreams Jedidiahraybobob
RyanRobert22: night night :-)