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Funny Things from Last Night:
1) Me telling Adam's friend, Brenna, that I wouldn't be able to remember her name because I only knew one Brenna and she was black. And then all 3 girls looking at me like I was a racist. Haha.
2) Holly hitting on Les sooooo hard that it was almost painful to watch.
3) Playing fucking POGS!!!!!!!!!!
4) Playing Slap Jack and only getting through 5 cards, as usual.
5) Getting a contact high off of Burg because he smoked so much damn pot outside that when he walked back in the house he brought an aura of THC with him.
6) Getting freaked about the cop out side then finding out that he was just driving to his house to go to bed.
7) Making up awesome cards for Hoopla and having like 90% of them be perverted.
8) Ryan and I taking like 20 minutes to make a new pitcher of drinks because I insisted upon hand squeezing the grapefruit and oranges.
9) Ryan adding Blue Curacao to our Greyhounds/Screwdrivers to invent some crazy aquamarine drink. It was very pretty.
10) Drinking the aquamarine drink with a straw, which only made it look more ghetto funk.
11) Ryan putting whiskey in my green tea so fast that I didn't even notice. Then being very astonished when I tasted it, but stoked, because it was like a Red Bull and Vodka but not.
12) Having 3 drinks in front of me at one point and drinking them in a clockwise rotation.
13) Adam being like, "You're wasted. Wait, you have 3 drinks in front of you! No wonder!"
14) Robert, Dustin, and Seth/Zack making cards with visual puns/coded messages that were super perverted but hilarious.
15) Me finding the perverted cards all over my house, like on my refrigerator next to the family photos, thanks to Ryan.
16) Adam bringing high school seniors from Hermiston to a college kid party in Bend...
17) Holly talking about how much she loves Abercrombie and BMW.
18) Kimber being like, "I just want to slap her!" about Holly, hahahahha.
19) My statement that Abercrombie and BMW are edgy in Hermiston, which I'm not sure is true because I've never been there and, thanks to tv, pop is sort pop every where. I guess I'll have to go to Hermiston to find out.
20) Finding out that the Martini glasses Ryan and Kimber got us for Christmas reveal people's personalities.
21) Jon having a damn spiral glass which is in accordance with his spiral theory of philosophy and Ian choosing the glass with squares which I was sure somehow related to Chemical Engineering.
22) Loosing the back to my left earring and wearing only one earring all night...uuuuugh. Why didn't anyone tell me?!
23) Delegating authority to get the house cleaned just minutes before my mom walked in. Impeccable timing. I can't believe the boys actually just cleaned up because I told them to!
24) How we couldn't find a proper vessel to mix the drinks in. The blender leaked, the pitcher had flowers in it, the other blender was growing mold, Ryan wasn't down with the insulated plastic up, it was too hard to mix in the tea kettle, blah blah.
25) The cat and dogs chasing ice all around the house.
26) The boys looking up the rules to Pogs on the Internet and taking the Pog game completely seriously.
27) My drawing of a rim job.
28) When Les played the cat like the bop the alligator game at arcades.
29) The cat attacking pogs.
30) Adam throwing his slammer down so hard that it bounced up and hit him in the face on several occasions.
31) Someone being like, "Haha you pulled an Adam!" to Holly when she hit her self in the face with her slammer.
32) Me walking into the living room and Les being like, "CC, CC! Ssssshhhh! Come here!" and Les pointing to 3 Clyde Drexler pogs with a look of triumph. "I traded Adam only 1 fake poison for these Clydes. Sucker!"
33) Les being like, "CC, did you know that you have a Picasso pog??!?!!?" and then seeing that the horse on the pog looked just like the horse out of Picasso's Guernica. Les was totally right.
34) Les being like F=MC squared! and Ryan looking like he could not believe it was possible for Les to say something that dumb.
1) Me telling Adam's friend, Brenna, that I wouldn't be able to remember her name because I only knew one Brenna and she was black. And then all 3 girls looking at me like I was a racist. Haha.
2) Holly hitting on Les sooooo hard that it was almost painful to watch.
3) Playing fucking POGS!!!!!!!!!!
4) Playing Slap Jack and only getting through 5 cards, as usual.
5) Getting a contact high off of Burg because he smoked so much damn pot outside that when he walked back in the house he brought an aura of THC with him.
6) Getting freaked about the cop out side then finding out that he was just driving to his house to go to bed.
7) Making up awesome cards for Hoopla and having like 90% of them be perverted.
8) Ryan and I taking like 20 minutes to make a new pitcher of drinks because I insisted upon hand squeezing the grapefruit and oranges.
9) Ryan adding Blue Curacao to our Greyhounds/Screwdrivers to invent some crazy aquamarine drink. It was very pretty.
10) Drinking the aquamarine drink with a straw, which only made it look more ghetto funk.
11) Ryan putting whiskey in my green tea so fast that I didn't even notice. Then being very astonished when I tasted it, but stoked, because it was like a Red Bull and Vodka but not.
12) Having 3 drinks in front of me at one point and drinking them in a clockwise rotation.
13) Adam being like, "You're wasted. Wait, you have 3 drinks in front of you! No wonder!"
14) Robert, Dustin, and Seth/Zack making cards with visual puns/coded messages that were super perverted but hilarious.
15) Me finding the perverted cards all over my house, like on my refrigerator next to the family photos, thanks to Ryan.
16) Adam bringing high school seniors from Hermiston to a college kid party in Bend...
17) Holly talking about how much she loves Abercrombie and BMW.
18) Kimber being like, "I just want to slap her!" about Holly, hahahahha.
19) My statement that Abercrombie and BMW are edgy in Hermiston, which I'm not sure is true because I've never been there and, thanks to tv, pop is sort pop every where. I guess I'll have to go to Hermiston to find out.
20) Finding out that the Martini glasses Ryan and Kimber got us for Christmas reveal people's personalities.
21) Jon having a damn spiral glass which is in accordance with his spiral theory of philosophy and Ian choosing the glass with squares which I was sure somehow related to Chemical Engineering.
22) Loosing the back to my left earring and wearing only one earring all night...uuuuugh. Why didn't anyone tell me?!
23) Delegating authority to get the house cleaned just minutes before my mom walked in. Impeccable timing. I can't believe the boys actually just cleaned up because I told them to!
24) How we couldn't find a proper vessel to mix the drinks in. The blender leaked, the pitcher had flowers in it, the other blender was growing mold, Ryan wasn't down with the insulated plastic up, it was too hard to mix in the tea kettle, blah blah.
25) The cat and dogs chasing ice all around the house.
26) The boys looking up the rules to Pogs on the Internet and taking the Pog game completely seriously.
27) My drawing of a rim job.
28) When Les played the cat like the bop the alligator game at arcades.
29) The cat attacking pogs.
30) Adam throwing his slammer down so hard that it bounced up and hit him in the face on several occasions.
31) Someone being like, "Haha you pulled an Adam!" to Holly when she hit her self in the face with her slammer.
32) Me walking into the living room and Les being like, "CC, CC! Ssssshhhh! Come here!" and Les pointing to 3 Clyde Drexler pogs with a look of triumph. "I traded Adam only 1 fake poison for these Clydes. Sucker!"
33) Les being like, "CC, did you know that you have a Picasso pog??!?!!?" and then seeing that the horse on the pog looked just like the horse out of Picasso's Guernica. Les was totally right.
34) Les being like F=MC squared! and Ryan looking like he could not believe it was possible for Les to say something that dumb.