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[deckersdin]

I was driving to school and for the second time in 24 hours, I saw a damned car driving around Bend with a damned European license plate. So I wrote a song about it.

I bought my car in Europe
Don't you think it's great?
It came all the way from Europe
with a European license plate.

My license plate is long
and yours is square like you.
I'm cultured and sophisticated
What does your car say about you?

Your Mercedes was made in Mexico.
Mine comes from Germany.
They both look and run the same
But mine rocks the pedigree.

My license plate is long
and yours is square like you.
You're uncultured, ignorant
I'm glad I am not as lame as you.

My car cost half a million dollars
I know you are impressed.
It has more tvs than your house.
And its inhabitants are better dressed.

My license plate is long
and yours is square like you.
Don't be ashamed to say it
You think I am cool too.

I think I have seen 3-5 different cars with European license plates in Bend. I am going to riot.

On order from Brent, this song now has a copyright. Copyright 6 March 2006, Kali Vanagas. This song is my intellectual property so bugger off!