The Mystery of the Missing Toilet Cleaning Brush!
So I go into my bathroom this morning with the intent to clean my toilet. I looked around and found that the toilet cleaning brush had gone missing. So what to do?
Me: Les!
Les: Yeah?
Me: What did you clean the toilet with last time you cleaned it?
Les: You mean the device or the chemical?
Me: Both. We ran out of bowl cleaning solution.
Les: Oh that's what I used. Don't you have the brush?
Me: No, I thought you had it. Where's the brush?
Les: I don't know. Don't you know where the brush is?
Me: No.
We both go to check where the brush always is and lo and behold, the brush is gone.
Me: Somebody had to really have done something dirty to that brush to warrant throwing it away and not saying anything.
Les: Yeah, which is ridiculous because those brushes are meant for dirty things. People do dirty stuff with them all the time!
Me: Yeah.
After careful condsideration, I decided it must have been deposited in the large trash receptical in my garage during some party. The suspect is decidedly female, as girls are more apt to refuse to ask for a plunger and instead try to handle matters with a toilet cleaning brush. God that poor, poor brush...
Me: Les!
Les: Yeah?
Me: What did you clean the toilet with last time you cleaned it?
Les: You mean the device or the chemical?
Me: Both. We ran out of bowl cleaning solution.
Les: Oh that's what I used. Don't you have the brush?
Me: No, I thought you had it. Where's the brush?
Les: I don't know. Don't you know where the brush is?
Me: No.
We both go to check where the brush always is and lo and behold, the brush is gone.
Me: Somebody had to really have done something dirty to that brush to warrant throwing it away and not saying anything.
Les: Yeah, which is ridiculous because those brushes are meant for dirty things. People do dirty stuff with them all the time!
Me: Yeah.
After careful condsideration, I decided it must have been deposited in the large trash receptical in my garage during some party. The suspect is decidedly female, as girls are more apt to refuse to ask for a plunger and instead try to handle matters with a toilet cleaning brush. God that poor, poor brush...