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OKOKOK. SO MY BIRTHDAY RULED.
Wednesday night. I got to the upstairs lounge, I was with Dawn and we were waiting for the banshees to arrive and they did, one by one, shooting me into oblivion. The only thing I could tell you is the things that friends told me about and pictures that indicated that I was so out of the way. Someone told me I kept throwing water. Yeah... But I do remember that Justin got Mauf to play Buffalo Stance for me and I FUCKING LOVE that song. And then I cried, but I remember that well.
Okay, Thursday. I woke up after my throw down, threw up, never felt worse. Laid in bed terrified trying to make an account of what happened the night before and I couldn't put anything together for the life of me. Then Dawn came in and told me many embarrassing, hilarious things. Then Tera called me and told me many ebarrassing hilarious things. Then Justin called me and told me many embarrassing hilarious things, and it kept on for a while. Then mark bought me sushi and I loved it and I went to work. So after I got off work I went to dinner and I was still feeling awful and these guys behind us were pissing me off and I was stewing in this nasty anger, hating everything and I was being a foul bitch. I admit it, it was dumb. I was ready to go home and just go to bed. But they're like, no, let's go to Mokabe's and make fun of those awful people burning their love letters. I went and it sucked a ridiculous amount. everything was anti-love, boo hoo. A pathetic fucking pity party that Fox 2 News decided to cover and I happened to appear on their live feed and I was really mad about it. Because I wasn't even participating in their madness, I was merely spectating and there I was! and yeah my name is Valentine, who the fuck cares! Yeah, yeah, It's my birthday, who fucking cares! I don't, I just want to go to bed,miss my mom some more and wake up and it not be Valentine's Day anymore!
.... So basically, I was sitting there being a fucker while they tried to appease me and convince me to go over to Tony's because he had something for me. I was like, no, no, no and Tera was distressed, I could see it. Finally, after much coercing, I obliged to their request, annoyed to a great degree and after we went to get gas, we made our way over to Folsom. Justin knocked on the door and tony opened it, greeted me, and the moment I walked in someone hit the lights and what happened upon my eyes was the most delightful thing, EVER. all my beautiful friends dressed in saturated colors (for me!) yelling SURPRISE!!!!
It was one of the most delightful moments of my life. A successful surprise party. I hope I will remember the way they all looked, so many of them in 70's powdered colored tuxedo shirts and tutus, and the balloons and the colorful streamers! I wish I had a picture of it but having one would have taken me out of the moment for sure so I'm okay with it. I began to realize that eventhough I don't have my mother, I'm still loved tremendously by people and it almost made me cry right there. I love my friends so much. And they kept coming with little cards and treasures and trinkets for me.. AND BOOZE for the party. And this was one fucking party. Folsom looked like a prison! Oh yeah! and Camel cigarette people showed up to it... You know, the people who go to bars and sign up all the drunk people and put them in this big ol' "drunk smoker" database in exchange for free cigarettes. THEY CAME TO MY PARTY INSTEAD OF WHEREVER THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GO! it was awesome seeing people line up for cigarettes in Tony's kitchen. SO MUCH FUN! Adam and Joey played me some Django Reinhardt. Then adam played me some bessie smith and I sang along. I took shots but I didn't take it to the limit and then some. I was with Flav.
It was such a good time.
Oh god, Oh God, what a good birthday. Thank you universe, I was beginning to doubt my cards but I was just being a baby once again. I feel bad because I was being such a dick to everyone before the party, but I think it made it all the better. Because I sure did not hear the end of it.
Ahhhhh..
Wednesday night. I got to the upstairs lounge, I was with Dawn and we were waiting for the banshees to arrive and they did, one by one, shooting me into oblivion. The only thing I could tell you is the things that friends told me about and pictures that indicated that I was so out of the way. Someone told me I kept throwing water. Yeah... But I do remember that Justin got Mauf to play Buffalo Stance for me and I FUCKING LOVE that song. And then I cried, but I remember that well.
Okay, Thursday. I woke up after my throw down, threw up, never felt worse. Laid in bed terrified trying to make an account of what happened the night before and I couldn't put anything together for the life of me. Then Dawn came in and told me many embarrassing, hilarious things. Then Tera called me and told me many ebarrassing hilarious things. Then Justin called me and told me many embarrassing hilarious things, and it kept on for a while. Then mark bought me sushi and I loved it and I went to work. So after I got off work I went to dinner and I was still feeling awful and these guys behind us were pissing me off and I was stewing in this nasty anger, hating everything and I was being a foul bitch. I admit it, it was dumb. I was ready to go home and just go to bed. But they're like, no, let's go to Mokabe's and make fun of those awful people burning their love letters. I went and it sucked a ridiculous amount. everything was anti-love, boo hoo. A pathetic fucking pity party that Fox 2 News decided to cover and I happened to appear on their live feed and I was really mad about it. Because I wasn't even participating in their madness, I was merely spectating and there I was! and yeah my name is Valentine, who the fuck cares! Yeah, yeah, It's my birthday, who fucking cares! I don't, I just want to go to bed,miss my mom some more and wake up and it not be Valentine's Day anymore!
.... So basically, I was sitting there being a fucker while they tried to appease me and convince me to go over to Tony's because he had something for me. I was like, no, no, no and Tera was distressed, I could see it. Finally, after much coercing, I obliged to their request, annoyed to a great degree and after we went to get gas, we made our way over to Folsom. Justin knocked on the door and tony opened it, greeted me, and the moment I walked in someone hit the lights and what happened upon my eyes was the most delightful thing, EVER. all my beautiful friends dressed in saturated colors (for me!) yelling SURPRISE!!!!
It was one of the most delightful moments of my life. A successful surprise party. I hope I will remember the way they all looked, so many of them in 70's powdered colored tuxedo shirts and tutus, and the balloons and the colorful streamers! I wish I had a picture of it but having one would have taken me out of the moment for sure so I'm okay with it. I began to realize that eventhough I don't have my mother, I'm still loved tremendously by people and it almost made me cry right there. I love my friends so much. And they kept coming with little cards and treasures and trinkets for me.. AND BOOZE for the party. And this was one fucking party. Folsom looked like a prison! Oh yeah! and Camel cigarette people showed up to it... You know, the people who go to bars and sign up all the drunk people and put them in this big ol' "drunk smoker" database in exchange for free cigarettes. THEY CAME TO MY PARTY INSTEAD OF WHEREVER THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GO! it was awesome seeing people line up for cigarettes in Tony's kitchen. SO MUCH FUN! Adam and Joey played me some Django Reinhardt. Then adam played me some bessie smith and I sang along. I took shots but I didn't take it to the limit and then some. I was with Flav.
It was such a good time.
Oh god, Oh God, what a good birthday. Thank you universe, I was beginning to doubt my cards but I was just being a baby once again. I feel bad because I was being such a dick to everyone before the party, but I think it made it all the better. Because I sure did not hear the end of it.
Ahhhhh..