I SAW TANKMAN(batman)
Today I went to Boman field and passed my driver's test, So I got My License, yay. They gave me a free police frequency scanner since they didn't think I would get It(shut up).
As I drove out of Boman field I saw what lookked like some kind of black urban assault Vehicle actually run over the front end of a police car. Then I see a guy (that looks a lot like Jimmy Fallon) stick his head out of the vehicles window and scream: "HEY EVERYBODY, IM IN A CAR WITH BATMAN! I HAVE HIS FACE ALL OVER MY UNDERPANTS!" Suddenly the police start chasing the vehicle so I decide to turn on the frequency scanner to hear what theyr'etelling each other.
COP 1: He's in a vehicle.
COP 2: what kind Is It?
COP 1: It's a Black...Tank.
COP 2: Im on him.
GEEK COP: That makes two of us, cuz Im also on him too...as well...OVER!
COP 2: WHO IS THIS GUY?!
GEEK COP: I dont know but he's in a tank...Tankman? Does...does that sound right? "Hey there goes Tankman, just...Tanking around...town...over.
Suddenly I hear someone on a megaphone off in the distance, "TURN OFF UR ENGINE, STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR!"
GEEK COP: HE'S FLYING ON ROOFTOPS!
COP 2: HE'S FLYING ON ROOFTOPS!
GEEK COP:That's what I just F***ing said Phil, F***!
Suddenly as im driving back toward home, I see the top of a church roof damaged and an Italian guy standing It waveing his hame while shouting: "CURSEA YOUA TANKA MAN!"
As I drove out of Boman field I saw what lookked like some kind of black urban assault Vehicle actually run over the front end of a police car. Then I see a guy (that looks a lot like Jimmy Fallon) stick his head out of the vehicles window and scream: "HEY EVERYBODY, IM IN A CAR WITH BATMAN! I HAVE HIS FACE ALL OVER MY UNDERPANTS!" Suddenly the police start chasing the vehicle so I decide to turn on the frequency scanner to hear what theyr'etelling each other.
COP 1: He's in a vehicle.
COP 2: what kind Is It?
COP 1: It's a Black...Tank.
COP 2: Im on him.
GEEK COP: That makes two of us, cuz Im also on him too...as well...OVER!
COP 2: WHO IS THIS GUY?!
GEEK COP: I dont know but he's in a tank...Tankman? Does...does that sound right? "Hey there goes Tankman, just...Tanking around...town...over.
Suddenly I hear someone on a megaphone off in the distance, "TURN OFF UR ENGINE, STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR!"
GEEK COP: HE'S FLYING ON ROOFTOPS!
COP 2: HE'S FLYING ON ROOFTOPS!
GEEK COP:That's what I just F***ing said Phil, F***!
Suddenly as im driving back toward home, I see the top of a church roof damaged and an Italian guy standing It waveing his hame while shouting: "CURSEA YOUA TANKA MAN!"