I had food poisoning, so I stayed home today. Wish I didn't. I have a math test on monday, of which I don't know what is on it, I had a presentation today which Leanna will probably shoot me for not being there. Righto.
Since my day was just soo 'amazing' I have a few quotes.
"You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back end of you" - family guy
"By christmas they are supposed to change the barbie doll, since it's stereotyping women. They're giving it smaller breasts and a bigger waste. Which means the barbie song will have to change too. 'You're not pretty got small titties" - comedy Club54
Okay... and the next one... Well... I was flipping channels right, and I saw this puppet dog and he was flicking his dog food everywhere and I just about pissed myself with laughter. And then this puppet... 'girl' came out and said
"Russel! what da barking? OH! RUSSEL! Dat a catapiller in da kibble!"
HHAHAHAHAHA You honestly had to see it to laugh at it....
here's a picture of them both... the girl and the dog... Girl named Nana and dog named russel:
http://www.parents.org.uk/products/images/nanalan.jpg -fin