Sydney 2002
Burping his lunch, he is poised to insert one of the 7 for 7 dollar American Ninja videotapes he procured at VideoEzy. But he freezes as he hears the kitchen tap running. He drops the tape onto the dark blue beanbag couch and bounds towards the sound. There she stands in her short shorts (it was summertime) and camisole, doing the dishes. She is engrossed in her task and doesn't realize that he is standing at the corner, gazing at her lovingly. He looks on for a few more minutes and he can hardly contain himself. She is actually doing the dishes! He shouts, "Baby, I love you", she looks up and smiles. He trundles over and tries to hump her leg to show his affection and is brushed away with a soapy hand. He retires into the corner again with a smile on his face observing her for another few minutes before he races back to couch, inserts the video, fast forwarding to the "good bits", the "awesome fight scenes" only the American Ninja films can offer.