May 16, 2007 21:35
The most random and ridiculous fever dream EVER...
In this dream, I'm watching a music video by a boy band. They are singing the song.."Oh Satsuki...you make me". It was not unlike the Color Me Badd, "I adore mi amour" music video. EXCEPT. The lead singer looked very much like Kenny G and wore a crepey black and white striped shirt with silk pants. Brrr.
I have a huuuuge crush on someone who seems like the sweetest boy on earth. I was thinking of getting to know him better but he'll probably turn out to be an asshole. Appearances are deceiving so I'm not even going to try. Yes. That's the way the cookie crumbles these days. I'm patiently awaiting the day when I can update my journal waxing lyrical about meeting someone awesome who doesn't turn out to a mega gigantor disappointment.
BTW. Being done jackhammer style does nothing for me. Eww. Maybe someone should watch some instructional videos. Seriously. That funny face I make is me trying to stifle laughter. But how do you tell someone that they are terrible in bed without hurting their feelings? Intepretive dance would take too much effort on my part. Hmmm...Maybe I should have said something months ago. Maybe I should stop. But besides the occasional bout of worthlessness that plunges me into a deep abyss of despair and utter desolation, I do have fun. Maybe someone needs to take me aside and give me a good talking to. ASAP. Someone who knows what to say to me. Yeah. I'm that weak.