Kyou no wanko (Today's Doggie)
So I drink my breakfast to Mezamashii TV, which translates to "Alarm clock tv" every morning before heading off to school. They have a segment called "Kyou no wanko" which roughly translates to "Today's Doggie". This segment features cute/smart/clever/unique dogs all over metropolitan Tokyo. I've seen a dog that likes to be vaccuumed, a dog that likes playing in water, a dog that likes to take long walks on beaches, the list goes on. I know. Hahaha. How Japanese.
Now, they are asking for more submissions. I wonder if it'll be ethical for me to enter a submission about the dog that lives across the street from me. He can be the "Fucking dog that cries in the morning and is hated by that foreign girl who lives across the street".
I've got it all figured out. I'll have the camera film me sleeping soundly...and I'm sleeping the kind of sleep where my mouth is open and I'm snoring a little. Then he'll turn the camera to the clock, 6.35am...then pans the camera to the dog across the street. Dog starts to howl pitifully, camera pans back to me as I throw my pillow in said dog's general direction. End segment.
Gripping scenes from real life. That's what "Kyou no wanko" needs.
Now, they are asking for more submissions. I wonder if it'll be ethical for me to enter a submission about the dog that lives across the street from me. He can be the "Fucking dog that cries in the morning and is hated by that foreign girl who lives across the street".
I've got it all figured out. I'll have the camera film me sleeping soundly...and I'm sleeping the kind of sleep where my mouth is open and I'm snoring a little. Then he'll turn the camera to the clock, 6.35am...then pans the camera to the dog across the street. Dog starts to howl pitifully, camera pans back to me as I throw my pillow in said dog's general direction. End segment.
Gripping scenes from real life. That's what "Kyou no wanko" needs.