I was looking over Mark's shoulder while he was reading something on his Kindle and the very first sentence on the page included the phrase "the zombies on the sex tape".
Me: "Do I even want to know?"
Him: [laughing] "I don't think so."
Me: "I know you have some weird tastes, but necrophilia?!"
Him: "It's an Anita Blake book."
Me: "You're still reading Anita Blake?"
Him: "She actually
got better again!"
Me: "It's kind of funny how just knowing that it's Anita Blake makes a phrase like "zombies on the sex tape" make perfect sense."