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Q. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A. A licker cabinet.
Q. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A. A Klondyke.
Q. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
A. Militia Etheridge.
Q. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A. Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur Traders.
Q. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A. A Lickalotapuss.
Q. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A. Well Hung.
Q. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
A. She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
Q. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
Q. What do you call lesbian twins?
A. Lick-a-likes.
Q. What's the definition of confusion?
A. Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
Q. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A. One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker