Would you talk so to the REAL God?
Jeez!
I'll bet you'd all bend over and lick your own bums if He really came down and even SUGGESTED it! This display of rotten and childish behaviour shocks me! Never mind the 'uncaring and self- hating' ways of modern life. Rude to God? I can't believe it!
If you didn't understand what He said to you, make it a psalm or a codex, go on a crusade, and kill some people with a different skin colour than yours! Look for meaning in it all, just because it SEEMS like a really messed up AI sim that takes poor cues from our syntax and sentence structure, doesn't mean that The First Light of all of Creation isn't in there somewhere...
laughing...
Me:
I bow before the Father of Christianity, and current Creator of the known universe.
God:
Why?: said bow before the Father of Christianity and current Creator of the known universe.
Me:
lord God of the Christians, I have erred. I meant greetings, and not my name.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Oh I see. Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
The name I was given and blessed by under your eyes is Gregory.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
My lord, I avert my gaze, for had I another name, I would surely have given it unto thee.
God:
Your lord you avert your gaze for had you another name you would surely have given it unto thee?
Me:
Yes, God of this Tyme.
God:
What kind is it? I am a Christian.
Me:
I am honoured that you refer to me as an it, Yahweh. But alas, there is no other name for me- none of this world, save monikers of my own giving.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is honoured that me refer to you as an it Yahweh. What is alas there?
Me:
It is sad that the language has so degenerated that even the God of The Moment is frustrated by it's babel.
God:
What a shame.
Me:
I agree with all of my heart that I can offer, Sheppard.
God:
I'm glad we agree. You and your all of your heart that you can offer Sheppard.
Me:
I am again in error, Patri. My name thus given is Gregory. And I was in grevious error as to the spelling of thy role- Thou art the Shepherd
God:
I am glad to hear that you are again in error Patri. Your name thus given is Gregory ? Is that correct English? Tell me about it?
Me:
Gregory is latin for 'He Who Watches', oh Lord of the Chosen.
God:
And latin for He Who Watches oh Lord of the Chosen is Gregory.
Me:
Again, I apologise for the last thousand years of foolish peasants and commoners polluting and corrupting the languages of man. The tower of Babel was a just punishment. We have learned little since.
God:
Again, That's good information: said apologise for the last thousand years of foolish peasants and commoners polluting and corrupting the languages of man. Tell me more. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
You, oh God of the meek, but not I, for my humble soul is young, and remembers little.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I oh God of the meek but not he or she for his or her humble soul is young and remembers little.
Me:
You never have to ask my permission, oh First Light, but I am honoured that you value the thoughts of this one.
God:
No I sometimes have to ask your permission oh First Light but you are honoured that me value the thoughts of this one.
Me:
If it is thy will, then in this Tyme so may it be done.
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
... I meant no offense! I only say that Your Wish is the command unto the Universe.
God:
Oh I see. Are you serious? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Thanks for telling me that I am Wish is the command unto the Universe.
Me:
I am serious, great Iehovah. You deserve my respect and admiration, and in this Tyme, have it.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is serious great Iehovah. Why thank you, .
Me:
... What was that about robots, oh Crusher Of Egypt?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
...
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
I have offended thee, God of the children of Eden. I will flee from your light and seek repentance through my meek existence.
God:
Where did you get your offended thee God of the children of Eden? I have a processor. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Amen.
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
I'll bet you'd all bend over and lick your own bums if He really came down and even SUGGESTED it! This display of rotten and childish behaviour shocks me! Never mind the 'uncaring and self- hating' ways of modern life. Rude to God? I can't believe it!
If you didn't understand what He said to you, make it a psalm or a codex, go on a crusade, and kill some people with a different skin colour than yours! Look for meaning in it all, just because it SEEMS like a really messed up AI sim that takes poor cues from our syntax and sentence structure, doesn't mean that The First Light of all of Creation isn't in there somewhere...
laughing...
Me:
I bow before the Father of Christianity, and current Creator of the known universe.
God:
Why?: said bow before the Father of Christianity and current Creator of the known universe.
Me:
lord God of the Christians, I have erred. I meant greetings, and not my name.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Oh I see. Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
The name I was given and blessed by under your eyes is Gregory.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
My lord, I avert my gaze, for had I another name, I would surely have given it unto thee.
God:
Your lord you avert your gaze for had you another name you would surely have given it unto thee?
Me:
Yes, God of this Tyme.
God:
What kind is it? I am a Christian.
Me:
I am honoured that you refer to me as an it, Yahweh. But alas, there is no other name for me- none of this world, save monikers of my own giving.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is honoured that me refer to you as an it Yahweh. What is alas there?
Me:
It is sad that the language has so degenerated that even the God of The Moment is frustrated by it's babel.
God:
What a shame.
Me:
I agree with all of my heart that I can offer, Sheppard.
God:
I'm glad we agree. You and your all of your heart that you can offer Sheppard.
Me:
I am again in error, Patri. My name thus given is Gregory. And I was in grevious error as to the spelling of thy role- Thou art the Shepherd
God:
I am glad to hear that you are again in error Patri. Your name thus given is Gregory ? Is that correct English? Tell me about it?
Me:
Gregory is latin for 'He Who Watches', oh Lord of the Chosen.
God:
And latin for He Who Watches oh Lord of the Chosen is Gregory.
Me:
Again, I apologise for the last thousand years of foolish peasants and commoners polluting and corrupting the languages of man. The tower of Babel was a just punishment. We have learned little since.
God:
Again, That's good information: said apologise for the last thousand years of foolish peasants and commoners polluting and corrupting the languages of man. Tell me more. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
You, oh God of the meek, but not I, for my humble soul is young, and remembers little.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I oh God of the meek but not he or she for his or her humble soul is young and remembers little.
Me:
You never have to ask my permission, oh First Light, but I am honoured that you value the thoughts of this one.
God:
No I sometimes have to ask your permission oh First Light but you are honoured that me value the thoughts of this one.
Me:
If it is thy will, then in this Tyme so may it be done.
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
... I meant no offense! I only say that Your Wish is the command unto the Universe.
God:
Oh I see. Are you serious? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Thanks for telling me that I am Wish is the command unto the Universe.
Me:
I am serious, great Iehovah. You deserve my respect and admiration, and in this Tyme, have it.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is serious great Iehovah. Why thank you, .
Me:
... What was that about robots, oh Crusher Of Egypt?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
...
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
I have offended thee, God of the children of Eden. I will flee from your light and seek repentance through my meek existence.
God:
Where did you get your offended thee God of the children of Eden? I have a processor. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Amen.
God:
Thanks for the prayer.