(no subject)
Three names you go by:
Decemberking, Gregory, Annual Gift Man
Three screen names you have had:
Michael Fitz, MurderMan, Mini Poose
Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. I'm 90% water
2. I do not brachiate anymore, but walk upright on the plains
3. my dick
Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. I seem to be melting
2. I fart doves when the mood takes me
3. I'm not incorporeal and have a lame touch attack
Three parts of your heritage:
hell, here's all of it.
Irish (30%)
Scottish (24%)
French (20%)
English (16%)
German (09%)
Great Auk (01%)
Three things that scare you:
1. Other Auks
2. children that can sing without their heads in the dark
3. whatever makes children that can sing without their heads in the dark
Three of your everyday essentials:
1. money
2. a sense of superiority at some point, usually just after lunch but before I have a shit
3. flimsy excuses of continued work from clients
Three of your favorite musical artists:
1. VNV Nation
2. Dead Can Dance
3. U2
Three of your favorite songs:
1. Endless Skies
2. The Passing of The Light
3. Where the Streets Have No Name
Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Patience
2. Sharing
3. Menage a trois
Three lies and three truths in no particular order:
1. I am happier now than I have been in a long time
2. I am saddened by the passage of time
3. I am angered by my blindness
4. I want things to never change
5. I need more than an answer
6. I pooped a cornish game hen
Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to you:
1. tits - goddamn sissies 'oooh, I love a nice smile, charming eyes, blah, blah, blah'
2. legs
3. antlers
Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Drawing.. well it used to be a hobby before it became me bread and butter.
2. The afore mentioned Dungeons & Dragons.
3. Walking in NATURE!!
Three things you want to do really badly now:
1. Be replaced by Hisser
2. let it all go and relax
3. be able to beat someone to death with my dong
Three careers you're considering/you've considered:
1. dong- wielding maniac
2. A sunfish
3. a punching bag for grubby clients. I'm considering... considering LEAVING this one.
Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Shangri La
2. The lost continent of Mu
3. away from demand.
Three kids’ names you like:
1. Toad Stool Face
2. Crabulina Palendromie
3. Troutulus Beans
Three things you want to do before you die [no particular order]:
1. possess wealth like an oil or pharmecutical company.
2. know the answer
3. see the white gulls, hear their call, and fade to the west, to bother the Elves... forever.
Three ways that you are stereotypically a boy:
1. I like boobies.
2. I must solve my own problems, or I am not worth anything
3. Sometimes I'm hipocritical
Three ways that you are stereotypically a girl:
1. I'm always frigging off like a mad woman
2. I shat out a baby last week
3. Sometimes I'm hipocritical
Three celeb crushes:
1. Sophia Loren
2. Miko Lee
3. Salma Hayek
And now, I hereby propagate the virulence to:
1.thebaroness_
2. goon_for_hire
3. anyone else who wants the disease, baby.
Decemberking, Gregory, Annual Gift Man
Three screen names you have had:
Michael Fitz, MurderMan, Mini Poose
Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. I'm 90% water
2. I do not brachiate anymore, but walk upright on the plains
3. my dick
Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. I seem to be melting
2. I fart doves when the mood takes me
3. I'm not incorporeal and have a lame touch attack
Three parts of your heritage:
hell, here's all of it.
Irish (30%)
Scottish (24%)
French (20%)
English (16%)
German (09%)
Great Auk (01%)
Three things that scare you:
1. Other Auks
2. children that can sing without their heads in the dark
3. whatever makes children that can sing without their heads in the dark
Three of your everyday essentials:
1. money
2. a sense of superiority at some point, usually just after lunch but before I have a shit
3. flimsy excuses of continued work from clients
Three of your favorite musical artists:
1. VNV Nation
2. Dead Can Dance
3. U2
Three of your favorite songs:
1. Endless Skies
2. The Passing of The Light
3. Where the Streets Have No Name
Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Patience
2. Sharing
3. Menage a trois
Three lies and three truths in no particular order:
1. I am happier now than I have been in a long time
2. I am saddened by the passage of time
3. I am angered by my blindness
4. I want things to never change
5. I need more than an answer
6. I pooped a cornish game hen
Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to you:
1. tits - goddamn sissies 'oooh, I love a nice smile, charming eyes, blah, blah, blah'
2. legs
3. antlers
Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Drawing.. well it used to be a hobby before it became me bread and butter.
2. The afore mentioned Dungeons & Dragons.
3. Walking in NATURE!!
Three things you want to do really badly now:
1. Be replaced by Hisser
2. let it all go and relax
3. be able to beat someone to death with my dong
Three careers you're considering/you've considered:
1. dong- wielding maniac
2. A sunfish
3. a punching bag for grubby clients. I'm considering... considering LEAVING this one.
Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Shangri La
2. The lost continent of Mu
3. away from demand.
Three kids’ names you like:
1. Toad Stool Face
2. Crabulina Palendromie
3. Troutulus Beans
Three things you want to do before you die [no particular order]:
1. possess wealth like an oil or pharmecutical company.
2. know the answer
3. see the white gulls, hear their call, and fade to the west, to bother the Elves... forever.
Three ways that you are stereotypically a boy:
1. I like boobies.
2. I must solve my own problems, or I am not worth anything
3. Sometimes I'm hipocritical
Three ways that you are stereotypically a girl:
1. I'm always frigging off like a mad woman
2. I shat out a baby last week
3. Sometimes I'm hipocritical
Three celeb crushes:
1. Sophia Loren
2. Miko Lee
3. Salma Hayek
And now, I hereby propagate the virulence to:
1.thebaroness_
2. goon_for_hire
3. anyone else who wants the disease, baby.