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So I' m taking a short break from writing.
Because I've been writing, writing, writing.
Writing about what? No, no. Not RonxDraco. Not CloudxRiku. Not even NarutoxSasuke (because, yes, I want Naruto on top, bitches).
Het. I've been writing het.
ShikamaruxIno het to be precise.
It's so weird for me you'd think I was both male and gay or something.
And it's hard!
It's hard because I've been writing nothing but male characters (predominantly, anyway) that I don't know how girls think anymore!
But I'm a girl!
This should come naturally, right?
Geez.
And I have to keep writing otherwise Aly will kill me.
Because, for some unknown reason, she enjoys ShikamaruxIno het, too.
She never reads my stories, but she's reading this one.
We have found a het ship to proudly sail.
After seven long years of fanfiction.
Dear god, seven years of fanfiction? Is that right?
How sad is my life? I've been writing fanfiction for seven effing years.
That's got to be some kind of an addiction or something. You think there are support groups?
I've been doing it so long I found a het couple.
Seven years? Really?
Oy.
No wonder I don't know how to think like a girl anymore.
This was a pointless post.
I think I like ShikamaruxIno so much because they look so good together it's disgusting.
Yes, I do think that's it.
I hope I am not killed by ShikamaruxTemari people. I find them as a whole somewhat scary and intimidating.
I wish they'd stop calling Ino a ho. I think she is so cute. I <3 her.
And that never happens.
For example: I do not like Sakura. I find her an unimpressive, whiny little bitch. Kind of like Hermione. I can't stand Hermione, either. I hope she's bludgeoned to death by the first house elf she successfully frees.
Well, that was a little excessive, but still...
I do like Namine, though. And Yuffie. And Luna. Sango.
I like some girls.
But I really <3 Ino. I became even more annoyed with Sakura when she got all pissy and stopped being friends with Ino over Sasuke. What a shitty, crapass friend. If I were Ino, I'd have slapped that snotty bitch in the face for that shit and talked trash on her till I died. What a stupid reason to stop being someone's friend. Selfish whore. I've liked the same boy as my friends before but I didn't end our friendship over it. I had one friend that purposefully went out with a boy I liked, but she was a crappy friend and probably now has herpes because she's such a slut.
Wow. I can be really foul sometimes.
But really, this girl was a slut. I'm not even kidding. We're talking the kind of girl who had three boyfriend's going at one time because, direct quote, she "likes the attention." Even her current best friend has said she only loves herself. So there.
But this was about Sakura.
Actually, it was about how much I heart Ino because she's so cute and badass and girly and kind of a feminist. And how cute she looks with Shikamaru.
I am writing het.
Hell is freezing over.
I have to go finish my second chapter.
Curse Naruto to hell. I'm far too addicted to this series. It's like crack and I am a junkie.
Because I've been writing, writing, writing.
Writing about what? No, no. Not RonxDraco. Not CloudxRiku. Not even NarutoxSasuke (because, yes, I want Naruto on top, bitches).
Het. I've been writing het.
ShikamaruxIno het to be precise.
It's so weird for me you'd think I was both male and gay or something.
And it's hard!
It's hard because I've been writing nothing but male characters (predominantly, anyway) that I don't know how girls think anymore!
But I'm a girl!
This should come naturally, right?
Geez.
And I have to keep writing otherwise Aly will kill me.
Because, for some unknown reason, she enjoys ShikamaruxIno het, too.
She never reads my stories, but she's reading this one.
We have found a het ship to proudly sail.
After seven long years of fanfiction.
Dear god, seven years of fanfiction? Is that right?
How sad is my life? I've been writing fanfiction for seven effing years.
That's got to be some kind of an addiction or something. You think there are support groups?
I've been doing it so long I found a het couple.
Seven years? Really?
Oy.
No wonder I don't know how to think like a girl anymore.
This was a pointless post.
I think I like ShikamaruxIno so much because they look so good together it's disgusting.
Yes, I do think that's it.
I hope I am not killed by ShikamaruxTemari people. I find them as a whole somewhat scary and intimidating.
I wish they'd stop calling Ino a ho. I think she is so cute. I <3 her.
And that never happens.
For example: I do not like Sakura. I find her an unimpressive, whiny little bitch. Kind of like Hermione. I can't stand Hermione, either. I hope she's bludgeoned to death by the first house elf she successfully frees.
Well, that was a little excessive, but still...
I do like Namine, though. And Yuffie. And Luna. Sango.
I like some girls.
But I really <3 Ino. I became even more annoyed with Sakura when she got all pissy and stopped being friends with Ino over Sasuke. What a shitty, crapass friend. If I were Ino, I'd have slapped that snotty bitch in the face for that shit and talked trash on her till I died. What a stupid reason to stop being someone's friend. Selfish whore. I've liked the same boy as my friends before but I didn't end our friendship over it. I had one friend that purposefully went out with a boy I liked, but she was a crappy friend and probably now has herpes because she's such a slut.
Wow. I can be really foul sometimes.
But really, this girl was a slut. I'm not even kidding. We're talking the kind of girl who had three boyfriend's going at one time because, direct quote, she "likes the attention." Even her current best friend has said she only loves herself. So there.
But this was about Sakura.
Actually, it was about how much I heart Ino because she's so cute and badass and girly and kind of a feminist. And how cute she looks with Shikamaru.
I am writing het.
Hell is freezing over.
I have to go finish my second chapter.
Curse Naruto to hell. I'm far too addicted to this series. It's like crack and I am a junkie.