Listen to Your Mother
“Listen to Your Mother”
By December21st
Fandom: Castle
Rating: PG
Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Summary: What do you have to say for yourself? Response to a castleland challenge to write a story in second person.
Author's Note: Just sorting through the last of my unposted Castleand fics.
What do you have to say for yourself? Did you think that you could get away with murder? Did you think that nobody would remember that you threatened to kill your English teacher last week when you flunked that test? Yes, that's it, you just think that everyone pays just as little attention in English as you do. You should have listened to your mother, but no.
Did you think that police detective was stupid, just because she's pretty? Did you think she wouldn't notice that you couldn't remember what happened during the movie that was your so-called alibi? Even that consultant that she had with her could tell when you were making parts of the movie up, and he's not even a cop! Next time, if you're going to say you went to 'Heat Wave' when you're really off killing someone, make sure that you've actually seen 'Heat Wave.' The cops probably haven't even seen it, so they wouldn't know the difference. So then you'd be fine. But no, you didn't listen to your mother, did you?
By December21st
Fandom: Castle
Rating: PG
Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Summary: What do you have to say for yourself? Response to a castleland challenge to write a story in second person.
Author's Note: Just sorting through the last of my unposted Castleand fics.
What do you have to say for yourself? Did you think that you could get away with murder? Did you think that nobody would remember that you threatened to kill your English teacher last week when you flunked that test? Yes, that's it, you just think that everyone pays just as little attention in English as you do. You should have listened to your mother, but no.
Did you think that police detective was stupid, just because she's pretty? Did you think she wouldn't notice that you couldn't remember what happened during the movie that was your so-called alibi? Even that consultant that she had with her could tell when you were making parts of the movie up, and he's not even a cop! Next time, if you're going to say you went to 'Heat Wave' when you're really off killing someone, make sure that you've actually seen 'Heat Wave.' The cops probably haven't even seen it, so they wouldn't know the difference. So then you'd be fine. But no, you didn't listen to your mother, did you?