“Federal Oversight”
A drabble of 100 words
By December21st
Fandom: Haven
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Warnings: Spoilers for 2x02 "Fear & Loathing"
Summary: Someone calls in the feds. #15 in the Haven post-ep collection.
When an entire bus station full of people all saw what they feared most, it was inevitable that someone would call the feds. Twenty-four hours after Jackie Clark 's Trouble caused complete pandemonium, three teams of agents met in the middle of the Haven Bus Depot. The DHS agents had failed to find bomb-wielding terrorists, the PHMSA agents had failed to find barrels of hazardous waste, and Fish and Wildlife agents had failed to find a rampaging mammoth. The three teams shook hands, exchanged business cards, and all agreed to head back home. Clearly, nothing exciting ever happened in Haven.