Some things to think about... LOL
Found this at www.bored.com!! LOL Too hilarious..
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Which way does a compass point in space?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
eat a big one?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to
hit in case of an accident?
Can you cry under water?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Same with NID day, wouldn't that be, Non-instructional day day?
And PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?
If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st - January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Is there anything easier done than said?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Don’t you find it weird that we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use dissapear because they didn't exist then?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away?
Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
Are there female leprechauns?
Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
What is a male ladybug called?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?
How can you hear yourself think?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
Aren't all generalizations false?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What's another word for synonym?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured, would they remember
that they forgot?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Which way does a compass point in space?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
eat a big one?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to
hit in case of an accident?
Can you cry under water?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Same with NID day, wouldn't that be, Non-instructional day day?
And PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?
If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st - January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Is there anything easier done than said?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Don’t you find it weird that we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use dissapear because they didn't exist then?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away?
Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
Are there female leprechauns?
Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
What is a male ladybug called?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?
How can you hear yourself think?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
Aren't all generalizations false?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What's another word for synonym?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured, would they remember
that they forgot?