An irritating disturbance. { #5 }

[deceiverxi]

The new plant provides excellent... coverage, as expected. It's more than worth its price. Though, it is rather ornery. I suppose that's a good thing; if any of these dogs, mutated as they are, manage to slip into the garden, they'll discover just how "ornery" the plants can be

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[connivance]

Have you, by any chance, seen my cat? He's been missing since this morning and your new "plant" seems rather suspicious.

[deceiverxi]

I'm afraid I haven't. As for the plant, I'm sure I would hear if it was attacking that gargantuan thing you call a cat.

[connivance]

You're certain? I'll have to go look for him myself then. Unless you have any ideas of where he may have gone.

[deceiverxi]

Don't be foolish. You'll be attacked by the dogs that have been lurking around here before you ever find him.

[connivance]

I see. Are you insinuating that you would be more capable of this task than myself?

[deceiverxi]

Perhaps. But do you disagree with this claim?

[connivance]

Possibly. Why don't you assist me?

[deceiverxi]

Because I have better things to do than rescue your mammoth-sized cat.