Nov 08, 2004 01:12
Ok kids heres the weekend update/synopsis with corrospondent Becca ***lin. (if you no my last name you can fill in the blanks...if not then you can still fill in the blanks it will be fun for everyone)
Thank you Jim for the wonderful introduction....This just in on Thursday night watch out for those trcherious luandry soap spills in the hallway right infront of my bedroom door. Yes if your not carefull you may end up swimming in it like i did. Oh and yes please remember to scream quietly as you slip, fall, and send your keys flying for it may scare my little sister who is sleeping snug in her bed. Also remeber to hold tighly to the back of Logans sweat shirt as he starts to fall because although tempting it wouldnt be nice to watch him fall too.
Also if you are thinking of going to the Nuart's Friday night Midnight movie be sure to check internet listings of what they are playing because you may cum face to head with an enourmous penis in 3-D. Thats right floks 3-D porn was all the rage back in 1977 and is back to slap us in the face again. Not only are they slapping us in the face, they are splooging, and penetrating as well. But beware of cheesy jokes such as "Harry Balls who?", blow jobs conferences, and murder scenes including anal. Oh yes its all here and in 3-D. Thank you 70's porn and 3-D specialists i will be scared for life!! (but in a good way ;])
Saturday night hell at work, freezing at Valley View! Yes Valley Veiw Junior High where delinquants congergate to partake in the equivalant of So-Cal Sledding. That is ofcourse unless you live in the Big Bear, or Mamoth reagions! Still for small town subburbon kids Iceblocking tops the charts as quality fun. In SImi Valley it is in fact above coccane, insest, and droping out of high school. Go us for choosing the best of the slim options for a fun filled Saturday night. Afterall its "Just Another Night In Simi Valley". (ofcourse that is not in referance to the Kembrew song w/ the same name)
Sunday night besides stealing high way cones off of cochran i worked again! Alot... and got hit on by ex-porno boy. Hes going through his MENstral cycle again. I found out the cute manager borke up w/ his 2yr g/f. For good apparently this time. Which makes me happy and sad for him. I no he cared about her, and she was a very sweet girl. Moving on to later in the eveing too Annelli to see the incredibals w/ Ryan (yes Angel and Nat the one you no/ and no Nat not Logan's best friend)and his bro and the costco crew as they call them selves.
Well Jim its been a full weekend of randomness and oddities which i am good at creating. Have a good night folks and please stick around after these few commercials for the weather... which looks promiseingly of threating thunderstorms.
This is Becca ***lin thank you and good night.
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