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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave spamxrobot a kidney (1000 points). Last Friday I pulled artistic_______'s hair (-5 points). In October I helped dauntlessness__ see the light (8 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole damn_gay_beach's purse (30 points). In November I turned megan_who in for farting in church (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1036 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
debutante____