New Year Resolutions
This is the first year I've made such a list as this is the first year I've had a place to keep one to remember it.
1. To get my weight at or below 200 lbs on or by July 19th and keep it down.
2. To try to be more callous about the way I deal with stupid people...yep I said more.
3. To stand my ground when it comes to my personal emotional needs instead of bending for others.
4. To make demands and not waver on them when it concerns my own whims and desires.
5. To treat myself with more respect as a man and stop being so concerned with what others think.
6. To be less generous and willing to sacrifice my dignity, pride, time and cash to assist people that will never appreciate it nor ever try to return the favor.
7. To find a doctor who will give me tranquilizers so I too can just pass out and not need affections and attain a nice comfortable zombie approach to needing to be touched.
8. To drink more often and yet still moderate it so I can stay buzzed without passing out.
9. To stop giving a fuck about others more than myself (kinda sums up 2 thru 7 huh?)
10. And last but not least...to fuck someone on New Years Eve no matter who it is...so I can get over this obviously antiquated notion I have about being monogamous and selfish with whom I share my spouse to be with.
Note: The above was 50% sarcasm and 40% just being fucking mean. The other 10% is true and I really am trying to shave off the weight.
Note: I left out being more narrow minded and slapping anyone who's opinion differs from mine..not because I don't want it there...but because I forgot to put it down and I'm too lazy to edit this shit to make it all cozy looking.
Note: I would also like the ability to wave my penis at anything that annoys me and make it go away. Gee..it works with Lesbians...why not with everything else?...or is that laughter I hear?....
1. To get my weight at or below 200 lbs on or by July 19th and keep it down.
2. To try to be more callous about the way I deal with stupid people...yep I said more.
3. To stand my ground when it comes to my personal emotional needs instead of bending for others.
4. To make demands and not waver on them when it concerns my own whims and desires.
5. To treat myself with more respect as a man and stop being so concerned with what others think.
6. To be less generous and willing to sacrifice my dignity, pride, time and cash to assist people that will never appreciate it nor ever try to return the favor.
7. To find a doctor who will give me tranquilizers so I too can just pass out and not need affections and attain a nice comfortable zombie approach to needing to be touched.
8. To drink more often and yet still moderate it so I can stay buzzed without passing out.
9. To stop giving a fuck about others more than myself (kinda sums up 2 thru 7 huh?)
10. And last but not least...to fuck someone on New Years Eve no matter who it is...so I can get over this obviously antiquated notion I have about being monogamous and selfish with whom I share my spouse to be with.
Note: The above was 50% sarcasm and 40% just being fucking mean. The other 10% is true and I really am trying to shave off the weight.
Note: I left out being more narrow minded and slapping anyone who's opinion differs from mine..not because I don't want it there...but because I forgot to put it down and I'm too lazy to edit this shit to make it all cozy looking.
Note: I would also like the ability to wave my penis at anything that annoys me and make it go away. Gee..it works with Lesbians...why not with everything else?...or is that laughter I hear?....