Chapter 18 of The Apprentice has been uploaded to
fanfiction.net. Hip hip, huzzah!
10 points to the 500th reviewer!
10 points to the first person to get the world's tiniest Watchmen reference!
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(Tonight's bonus feature would've been a transcript of Mr. Peters and me providing narration of Harry's adventures in the Chamber of Secrets in the style of Randall and the
Crazy Nastyass Honeybadger, but I have concluded that it would be too lengthy and far too weird. Suffice it to say: "And then he gets right up, like nothing happened, and uses that disgusting old Basilisk fang to just stab that Horcrux! Oh, it's got a piece of Voldemort's soul in it, that's so nasty.")